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I kinda like this one. MUCH better language than usual, and the link is to a bbc report on a real event. Seems odd he would contact me - wouldn't a realtor be a better choice? And the "partner" and "white" are classy touches.
Dear Partner,
Naturally, this letter will come to you as a surprise since we have not met, permit me however to introduce myself; I am a white Zimbabwean Farmer, currently in hiding in Zimbabwe. I have funds ($18.5M) to invest in your country. I am contacting you as the need for me to have a foreign partner in your country has become necessary due to my plans to relocate to that country so that I can purchase some land and start farming all over again.
If you are interested and willing to assist me (for a 15% commission), please contact me as soon as possible for more details. I will give you more details when I hear from you. You can click on the links below to get a better understanding of my situation and why I need to move out my money:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/africa/1068528.stm
Best Regards,
Joseph Smith.
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