Just a few minutes ago i was riding with my brother, and a few of his friends. They stopped into the liquor store to get some sodas and i waited outside when this loud mouth asshole bellows from across the street: Kitty=
LMA=Loud Mouth Asshole
BAF=Brother and friends
Kitty: *waits outside for brother and friends to get a soda. (they were walking and i had my bike. we were on our way to my house we met up along the way)
LMA: Hey Can I have your bike?
Kitty: Uhhh... no...but you can buy one at the cycle shop half a block down. they are having a sale and they have about 50 left for $300 apiece
LMA: WHAT?? *throws down his backpack and proceeds to run across the street*
At this time my brother and friends come out and look at the guy. He stops and is like I grin
Kitty: Something wrong bud?
LMA: Uhh no. nonono... i was just running to ask you if you want to sell your bike for $150.00 Thats all.
Kitty: Nah. Im not gonna sell. I use this bike on a daily basis.
LMA: Ahhh...its cool...its cool. *runs back across the street towards his backpack. looks at us and waves before running off*
we all laugh at his mistake. I know damned well he wasn't going to come and ask the price of my bike. He wanted to fight because i told him to buy his own bike.
also... im a blackbelt in karate and can streetfight very well if need be. But i choose to avoid fights if i can. if and when i do fight its usually fist fights and i try and hold back on street fighting becuase it can get brutal. But its good to have backup just in case.
My brother and his friends were ready to have my back in case this guy tried anything. But just to be safe we are going to keep a lookout for him in case he tries anything else.
LMA=Loud Mouth Asshole
BAF=Brother and friends
Kitty: *waits outside for brother and friends to get a soda. (they were walking and i had my bike. we were on our way to my house we met up along the way)
LMA: Hey Can I have your bike?
Kitty: Uhhh... no...but you can buy one at the cycle shop half a block down. they are having a sale and they have about 50 left for $300 apiece
LMA: WHAT?? *throws down his backpack and proceeds to run across the street*
At this time my brother and friends come out and look at the guy. He stops and is like I grin
Kitty: Something wrong bud?
LMA: Uhh no. nonono... i was just running to ask you if you want to sell your bike for $150.00 Thats all.
Kitty: Nah. Im not gonna sell. I use this bike on a daily basis.
LMA: Ahhh...its cool...its cool. *runs back across the street towards his backpack. looks at us and waves before running off*
we all laugh at his mistake. I know damned well he wasn't going to come and ask the price of my bike. He wanted to fight because i told him to buy his own bike.
also... im a blackbelt in karate and can streetfight very well if need be. But i choose to avoid fights if i can. if and when i do fight its usually fist fights and i try and hold back on street fighting becuase it can get brutal. But its good to have backup just in case.
My brother and his friends were ready to have my back in case this guy tried anything. But just to be safe we are going to keep a lookout for him in case he tries anything else.
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