I thought he was a girl, too......
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Quoth customersruinmylife View PostSC: But we're a band.
Me: OK, come back when you've got a platinum record and then we'll talk.
I've met a few people, but the one group that sticks out is Good Charlotte. They were the most down to earth people you'd ever meet. The lead singer's biggest complaint was that the hotel that they were staying at didn't give them free paper slippers (he was kidding, I think). He did however show my girlfriend and I pictures (on his cell phone) of him at a previous hotel decked out in a fuzzy white robe and paper slippers.
NOTHING says Rock n Roll more than paper slippers and a fuzzy robe.Just because a customer expects you to put some effort into your job, that does not make them an SC.
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Quoth customersruinmylife View PostA few tales from my latest shift.
Have a free drink
There was a VERY annoying hen (bacholorette) party in. Average age: 50. But the clothes they were wearing belonged to the average age of 16. They were screechy, rude and messy.
Bride: Seeing as I'm getting married, you HAVE to give me a free drink! What are you going to give me?
Me: We have a special drink! It's so special, the pump for it isn't even on the bar!
Bride: Wow! I'll have that!
I gave her a glass of water.
I am totally sharing this one with my bartending roomie! Classic!Ridiculous 2009 Predictions: Evil Queen will beat Martha Stewart to death with a muffin pan. All hail Evil Queen! (Some things don't need elaboration.....) -- Jester
Ridiculous 2010 Predictions: Evil Queen, after escaping prison for last years prediction, goes out and waffle irons Rachel Ray to death. -- SG15Z
Ridiculous 2011 Prediction: Evil Queen will beat Gordon Ramsay over the head with a cast-iron skillet. -- FireHeart
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