Wish Corruption! (Game thread)

[Sarlon]

GRANTED! you are now a 300 pound nympho!

I wish my friend arrives on time and safely since hes flying over the mountains!

[BookstoreEscapee]

Granted, but they won't let him out of the airport and he has to live there forever.

I wish I could be at the Olympics..

[hinakiba777]

Granted! you are transported to the middle of the Luge track and are run over by the amazing Canadian four man luge team. GO CANADA!

I wish I didn't have to wear my retainer all the time.

[Jack T. Chance]

Granted! you are transported to the middle of the Luge track and are run over by the amazing Canadian four man luge team. GO CANADA!

I wish I didn't have to wear my retainer all the time.

Granted! Your teeth fall out, and now you have to wear DENTURES instead!

I wish for Mother Nature & Old Man Winter to DIE IN A FIRE... Preferably of the Man-made, nuclear variety!

[DGoddessChardonnay]

Granted. But as a side-effect of the explosion, all the oxygen was depleted and we'll having to evacuate the planet by space shuttle.

Hope you're in the mood to live on Mars . . . I hear the climate's way different.

I wish somebody would shoot that local groundhog who didn't see his shadow . . .

[hinakiba777]

Granted! He is dead. And can never see his shadow again. So, WINTER FOREVER!

I wish I could find someone for Valentine's.

[Jack T. Chance]

Granted! He is dead. And can never see his shadow again. So, WINTER FOREVER!

I wish I could find someone for Valentine's.

Granted! Have fun fending off your new STALKER!

I wish there were more than 24 hours in a day, so I could have more time to play Borderlands on my Xbox 360!!!

[XCashier]

Granted. There are now 96 hours in a day, but you're only allowed to sleep eight, and you have to work the rest of the day. Enjoy the ensuing sleep deprivation psychosis!

I wish I were a rich, beautiful movie star.

[hinakiba777]

Granted. Your stalker kills you during a Permiere.

I wish for true love.

[DGoddessChardonnay]

Granted. However your true love is doing 25 to life for murdering his first g/f. At least no other woman will have him now though . . .

I wish I had a better job with more money, better benefits and I could feel more accomplished at than slinging up product in a grocery store . . .

[Bramble]

Granted. Enjoy your new Garbage Collector job!

I wish it would stop freaking snowing.

[XCashier]

Granted. Now it's hailing. Baseball-sized hailstones!

I wish I wasn't always getting called in to cover someone else's shift.

[Bramble]

Granted! Now they never call you. EVER.

I wish that people would stop stealing the product at work.

[Food Lady]

Granted. Now they steal from the distributor, the product never makes it to your store, and your store closes.

I wish my nose would stop running.

[Dave1982]

Granted! It stops, and the cops quickly catch up and arrest it.

I wish fate would stop intervening to stop potential dates.