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  • Sir Robyn of Camelot.

    What is your quest?
    I will not shove “it” up my backside. I do not know what “it” is, but in my many years on this earth I have figured out that that particular port hole is best reserved for emergency exit only. -GK

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    • Quoth DesignFox View Post
      Sir Robyn of Camelot.

      What is your quest?
      To be genial and pleasant at all times.

      Who are you?
      A PSA, if I may, as well as another.

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      • Who are you?
        I dunno. Who the hell are you?


        Why do April showers bring May flowers?
        I question my sanity every day. Sometimes it answers.

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        • Quoth Severen13 View Post
          I dunno. Who the hell are you?


          Why do April showers bring May flowers?
          Because Maybugs are icky.

          Who shot JFK?
          A PSA, if I may, as well as another.

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          • YOUR MOM.

            Can you define "Supercalifragalisticexpealidocious?"
            Success is not final, failure is not fatal: It is the courage to continue that counts.-Winston Churchill

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            • Quoth ralerin View Post
              YOUR MOM.

              Can you define "Supercalifragalisticexpealidocious?"
              Yep, The Absence of Meaning.

              Are you a secret squirel?
              A PSA, if I may, as well as another.

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              • Are you a secret squirel?
                No, I'm a Magical Marmot.


                Why do spiders have eight legs?
                I question my sanity every day. Sometimes it answers.

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                • Quoth Severen13 View Post
                  No, I'm a Magical Marmot.


                  Why do spiders have eight legs?
                  Because they'd look silly with only one.

                  Who'da thunk it?
                  A PSA, if I may, as well as another.

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                  • Quoth crazylegs View Post
                    Because they'd look silly with only one.

                    Who'da thunk it?
                    Willy Wonka and the everlasting gobstopper.


                    How can I get rid of my runny nose?

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                    • Break its legs.

                      When will then be now?
                      I don't go in for ancient wisdom
                      I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
                      It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"

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                      • Quoth BookstoreEscapee View Post
                        Break its legs.

                        When will then be now?
                        Right about........... NOW!

                        When will now be then?
                        "Eventually one outgrows the fairy tales of childhood, belief in Santa and the Easter Bunny, and believing that SCs are even capable of imagining themselves in our position."
                        --StanFlouride

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                        • Later.

                          What's the square root of onion?
                          I don't go in for ancient wisdom
                          I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
                          It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"

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                          • Beet

                            What's a night without starshine?

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                            • Sorry, no, the answer is "shallots"...

                              A night without starshine is darker than usual.

                              Can you guess who's coming to dinner?
                              I don't go in for ancient wisdom
                              I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
                              It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"

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                              • Quoth BookstoreEscapee View Post
                                Sorry, no, the answer is "shallots"...

                                A night without starshine is darker than usual.

                                Can you guess who's coming to dinner?
                                Probably not but then I'm not the cook

                                What does "I don't know" look like?
                                Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)

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