It Fits My Cat

[catcul]

A woman buys a crochet bra for her 16-year-old daughter. It doesn't fit her, but ...

it fits the cat purrfectly. Of course, the cat has the "get meowt of this thing" look.

[wolfie]

Somebody needs an anatomy lesson - a bra is not meant to be worn on the (nickname for "cat" or crude term for female genitals).

[catcul]

There's no need to be catty. We don't want the fur to fly around here.

[dalesys]

First, we shave bell the cat...