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It's that time of year again and it seems alll the little "darlings" are off school and out to annoy me.
Firstly, to the lady that let her toddler run up behind me while i was mowing grass. IT"S NOT BIG & IT'S NOT CLEVER !!
The poor kid couldve been killed if i wasnt paying attention and useing a light mower. I turn around at the end of a run and there he is, grinning at me, inches away from the front of the mower.
I'm sure i pulled something in my back yanking it back away from him. Do i get an apology?! Do i buggery. She just smiles at me. Great parenting douchebag.
Secondly, to the group of chavette school age morons, if someones on their hands and knee's, weeding in front of you and they hear someone approach from behind, they will turn and look who it is. No-one needs to hear your grateing, high-pitched, voice screaming "ewwwwh stop looking at me peado"
And finally, to the wanna-be little skater punk, DO NOT try and steal from me, i will notice you try and wheel my mower out of the garden and i will tell you to f**k off or i'll kick your ass from here to tuesday. No i dont care if your dads huge, if need be i'll kick his ass too.
Tho i'm glad it didnt come to that since he DID go and fetch his dad. and he was HUGE. Think Michael Duncan Clarke on 'roids, huge. He asked if i threatend his kid, i said yeah and explined why.
He turns to his kid, who's trying to shrink into his baggy pants, and just says "Car!.....NOW" and appolguises to me and leaves.
I'm glad it's friday and theres only 4 more weeks of this shit left
Firstly, to the lady that let her toddler run up behind me while i was mowing grass. IT"S NOT BIG & IT'S NOT CLEVER !!
The poor kid couldve been killed if i wasnt paying attention and useing a light mower. I turn around at the end of a run and there he is, grinning at me, inches away from the front of the mower.
I'm sure i pulled something in my back yanking it back away from him. Do i get an apology?! Do i buggery. She just smiles at me. Great parenting douchebag.
Secondly, to the group of chavette school age morons, if someones on their hands and knee's, weeding in front of you and they hear someone approach from behind, they will turn and look who it is. No-one needs to hear your grateing, high-pitched, voice screaming "ewwwwh stop looking at me peado"
And finally, to the wanna-be little skater punk, DO NOT try and steal from me, i will notice you try and wheel my mower out of the garden and i will tell you to f**k off or i'll kick your ass from here to tuesday. No i dont care if your dads huge, if need be i'll kick his ass too.
Tho i'm glad it didnt come to that since he DID go and fetch his dad. and he was HUGE. Think Michael Duncan Clarke on 'roids, huge. He asked if i threatend his kid, i said yeah and explined why.
He turns to his kid, who's trying to shrink into his baggy pants, and just says "Car!.....NOW" and appolguises to me and leaves.
I'm glad it's friday and theres only 4 more weeks of this shit left
Two more weeks until it's back to school for the kids in my area.
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