Lessons for the bone-headed:
1) Don't make promises you can't keep to children. Well, don't make promises you can't keep to anyone, but children cry louder. HOw did she get a child that old and still make that stupid newbie mistake?
2) if you want pancakes, go to IHOP. Or the moral equivalent thereof. Idiot. I'm curious why she didn't pack her ass off to another restaurant when they couldn't get pancakes in the first stop. They pitched a fit and still have no pancakes. that was such a winnr of a plan.
3) Lesson for both- "If wishes were horses, beggars would ride", or, if you are feeling less friendly, "And people in Hell want ice water." Or even, go cry, emo kid.
1) Don't make promises you can't keep to children. Well, don't make promises you can't keep to anyone, but children cry louder. HOw did she get a child that old and still make that stupid newbie mistake?
2) if you want pancakes, go to IHOP. Or the moral equivalent thereof. Idiot. I'm curious why she didn't pack her ass off to another restaurant when they couldn't get pancakes in the first stop. They pitched a fit and still have no pancakes. that was such a winnr of a plan.
3) Lesson for both- "If wishes were horses, beggars would ride", or, if you are feeling less friendly, "And people in Hell want ice water." Or even, go cry, emo kid.
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