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Old 04-11-2014, 02:53 AM
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Many corporations put the people they respect the most on the highest floors. They often put the IT department in the basement. What does that tell you?

IT professionals are like offensive linemen. When they do their job, nobody notices. When they screw up, everybody knows who they are.

Sniffing your coworkers' packets isn't as fun as it sounds.
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I'd tell you a joke about UDP but you probably wouldn't get it.
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Run it by us. ^_^ Some of us would. I'm probably not one of them but we do have a number of tech-heads 'round these parts who would.
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I'd tell you a joke about UDP but you probably wouldn't get it.
About this yellow stain on the back of the server...
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I'd tell you a joke about UDP but you probably wouldn't get it.
Heh. Recursion at its best!
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About this yellow stain on the back of the server...
At least there's not a brown out.
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To understand recursion, you must first understand recursion.

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See? I told you I probably wouldn't get it
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Many corporations put the people they respect the most on the highest floors. They often put the IT department in the basement. What does that tell you?
That CEOs have their heads in the clouds, while the IT people are grounded in reality?
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