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  • #1

    Choose your own epitaph

    We've done this one before, but I'm too lazy to find the thread.

    I came up with a great new epitaph for my headstone today.

    "I must away - my online characters need me!"

    Yours?

    Rapscallion
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  • #2
    "The sign said "I Aten't Dead!" - The sign was wrong."
    PWNADE(TM) - Serve up a glass today! | PWNZER - An act of pwnage so awesome, it's like the victim got hit by a tank.

    There are only Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse because I choose to walk!

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    • #3
      "OH SHI......."

      B
      "Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."- Albert Einstein.
      I never knew how happy paint could make people until I started selling it.

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      • #4
        "She's not dead, she just fell to pieces."
        https://purplefish-quilting.square.site/

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        • #5
          "She rolled a 1 on her savings throw."

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          • #6
            "He died doing what was right."
            I have a...thing. Wanna see it?

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            • #7
              "So that's what that button does."
              "Things that fail to kill me make me level up." ~ NateWantsToBattle, Training Hard (Counting Stars parody)

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              • #8
                My ashes are in the cat box....
                I am not an a**hole. I am a hemorrhoid. I irritate a**holes!
                Procrastination: Forward planning to insure there is something to do tomorrow.
                Derails threads faster than a pocket nuke.

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                • #9
                  "we're still not sure how he got so many golf balls in there."
                  Interviewer: What is your greatest weakness?
                  Me: I expect competence from my coworkers.

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                  • #10
                    "She made life better for the people around her."
                    Seshat's self-help guide:
                    1. Would you rather be right, or get the result you want?
                    2. If you're consistently getting results you don't want, change what you do.
                    3. Deal with the situation you have now, however it occurred.
                    4. Accept the consequences of your decisions.

                    "All I want is a pretty girl, a decent meal, and the right to shoot lightning at fools." - Anders, Dragon Age.

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                    • #11
                      "Proof that man and animal can coexist!"
                      A casual stroll through the lunatic asylum shows that faith does not prove anything.
                      Friedrich Nietzsche

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                      • #12
                        She'll make a pretty tree.

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                        • #13
                          She always said you can die from laughing too much. We didn't believe her.
                          Hinakiba777- Student of Divinity-Always trying to get laid.

                          Annoying student=I pay tuition here so I pay your salary!
                          Desk Worker=I pay tuition here, too. So I guess I pay myself.

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                          • #14
                            She laughed her way thru life knowing the joke was on her.
                            People who don't like cats were probably mice in an earlier life.
                            My DeviantArt.

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                            • #15
                              He Ate What Was Set Before Him
                              Lister: This is Crazy. Why are we talking about going to bed with Wilma Flintstone?
                              Cat: You're right. We're Nuts! This is an insane conversation....
                              Lister: She'll never leave Fred and we know it.

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