The Plot:
Today I stopped at a Radio Shack to buy a couple of cable assemblies to hook up a DVD player. I got my cables and went to the sales counter to pay, but the employee there was already dealing with a woman, who looked to be in her forties. I wasn't really paying much attention to the conversation until I heard her voice suddenly turn harsh.
The Cast:
IW: Idiot Woman
BE: Beleaguered Employee
Lights! Camera! Action!
IW: What do you MEAN $74.xx? It's advertised for $69.99!
BE: Yes, ma'am, plus tax.
IW: The ad didn't say anything about tax!
BE: (glances over at me like WTF?!) Sales tax is mandatory in Ohio.
IW: Look, it says right on the shelf tag. $69.99
BE: Tax is applied to all purchases. That's not my rule, it's not Radio Shack's rule, that's state law.
IW: Well, I don't live in this state, so I'm not paying sales tax.
BE: Ma'am, I cannot process this transaction without sales tax.
IW: (entering shrieking idiot mode) I just told you, I AM NOT PAYING TAXXXXXsssss!!!
The conversation continued in this manner, generally repeating this little snippet over and over, for probably another ten minutes, during which she became increasingly agitated.
In the end, BE stood his ground, and when she entered "raving lunatic" mode, he told her to leave. This of course triggered the usual empty customer threats (Your manager will hear of THIS! I'll contact the Better Business Bureau! I'm never shopping here AGAIN! Etc, etc). She SPIT on the counter and stalked out, then put on a spectacular display of idiocy, nearly striking a pedestrian with her car as she went roaring off the parking lot.
Commentary:
Seriously, how stupid can a person be? How is it even POSSIBLE for a person to live 40-odd years and not know about sales tax? Shouldn't people this incredibly dense be used as landfill or something? And to go tearing out of a parking lot like that, just because you didn't get your assinine way, is just plain stupid. I'm not kidding, she came within a couple of feet of seriously injuring, or possibly even killing, somone with her little motorized tantrum.
Epilogue:
I'm in this particular Shack all the time. BE is a pretty nice fellow, polite, knowledgeable, and helpful. You got a problem that involves electronics, he'll do his best to help you out - within reason, of course. I deal with him a LOT. So, I left my cell number with him just in case Idiot Woman decided to call his higher-ups with some half-baked, cockamamie story, and because I know how managers can be. So far, nobody's tried to call.
Today I stopped at a Radio Shack to buy a couple of cable assemblies to hook up a DVD player. I got my cables and went to the sales counter to pay, but the employee there was already dealing with a woman, who looked to be in her forties. I wasn't really paying much attention to the conversation until I heard her voice suddenly turn harsh.
The Cast:
IW: Idiot Woman
BE: Beleaguered Employee
Lights! Camera! Action!
IW: What do you MEAN $74.xx? It's advertised for $69.99!
BE: Yes, ma'am, plus tax.
IW: The ad didn't say anything about tax!
BE: (glances over at me like WTF?!) Sales tax is mandatory in Ohio.
IW: Look, it says right on the shelf tag. $69.99
BE: Tax is applied to all purchases. That's not my rule, it's not Radio Shack's rule, that's state law.
IW: Well, I don't live in this state, so I'm not paying sales tax.
BE: Ma'am, I cannot process this transaction without sales tax.
IW: (entering shrieking idiot mode) I just told you, I AM NOT PAYING TAXXXXXsssss!!!
The conversation continued in this manner, generally repeating this little snippet over and over, for probably another ten minutes, during which she became increasingly agitated.
In the end, BE stood his ground, and when she entered "raving lunatic" mode, he told her to leave. This of course triggered the usual empty customer threats (Your manager will hear of THIS! I'll contact the Better Business Bureau! I'm never shopping here AGAIN! Etc, etc). She SPIT on the counter and stalked out, then put on a spectacular display of idiocy, nearly striking a pedestrian with her car as she went roaring off the parking lot.
Commentary:
Seriously, how stupid can a person be? How is it even POSSIBLE for a person to live 40-odd years and not know about sales tax? Shouldn't people this incredibly dense be used as landfill or something? And to go tearing out of a parking lot like that, just because you didn't get your assinine way, is just plain stupid. I'm not kidding, she came within a couple of feet of seriously injuring, or possibly even killing, somone with her little motorized tantrum.
Epilogue:
I'm in this particular Shack all the time. BE is a pretty nice fellow, polite, knowledgeable, and helpful. You got a problem that involves electronics, he'll do his best to help you out - within reason, of course. I deal with him a LOT. So, I left my cell number with him just in case Idiot Woman decided to call his higher-ups with some half-baked, cockamamie story, and because I know how managers can be. So far, nobody's tried to call.
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