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  • How to get rid of telemarketers - BRILLIANT!!!

    http://notalwaysworking.com/how-to-w...s-part-3/33342
    The large print giveth, and the small print taketh away.

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    • Looks like unfiltered.notalwaysright.com has borrowed something from customerssuck.com:

      http://unfiltered.notalwaysright.com/image/74831452584

      And I'm glad that I don't have the person in the previous posting measuring my blood pressure. I have noticed that talking does raise my blood pressure, and have been told so by doctors, and that crossing my feet also raises blood pressure.

      10 Factors That Can Affect Blood Pressure Readings
      "I don't have to be petty. The Universe does that for me."

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      • Alibi -- Yup. We pointed it out to Raps already on the mod section He figured, at least they didn't cut off the strip at the bottom that shows our website name, right? ^_^

        The image is also in the Extras section.
        "For a musician, the SNES sound engine is like using Crayola Crayons. Nobuo Uematsu used Crayola Crayons to paint the Sistine Chapel." - Jeremy Jahns (re: "Dancing Mad")
        "The difference between an amateur and a master is that the master has failed way more times." - JoCat
        "Thinking is difficult, therefore let the herd pronounce judgment!" ~ Carl Jung
        "There's burning bridges, and then there's the lake just to fill it with gasoline." - Wiccy, reddit
        "Retail is a cruel master, and could very well be the most educational time of many people's lives, in its own twisted way." - me
        "Love keeps her in the air when she oughta fall down...tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens...makes her a home." - Capt. Malcolm Reynolds, "Serenity" (2005)
        Acts of Gord – Read it, Learn it, Love it!
        "Our psychic powers only work if the customer has a mind to read." - me

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        • Don't you wish this happened more often?

          A Nice Hot Cup Of Karma
          This site proves Corey Taylor right. Man really is a "four letter word."

          I'm now using my Deviant Art page to post my humor.

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          • Oh my god, I laughed so hard I cried!:

            http://notalwaysright.com/of-all-the...ud-to-slip/164

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            • I experienced this way too often...

              http://notalwaysright.com/lead-to-be...-service/35136

              What's the word again...? Oh yeah, "Pwnage"

              http://notalwaysright.com/in-threat-...sconnect/35384

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              new one: Why can't I stop laughing at this?

              http://notalwaysfriendly.com/finish-...parsnips/34081
              Last edited by EricKei; 02-19-2014, 01:51 AM.
              "For a musician, the SNES sound engine is like using Crayola Crayons. Nobuo Uematsu used Crayola Crayons to paint the Sistine Chapel." - Jeremy Jahns (re: "Dancing Mad")
              "The difference between an amateur and a master is that the master has failed way more times." - JoCat
              "Thinking is difficult, therefore let the herd pronounce judgment!" ~ Carl Jung
              "There's burning bridges, and then there's the lake just to fill it with gasoline." - Wiccy, reddit
              "Retail is a cruel master, and could very well be the most educational time of many people's lives, in its own twisted way." - me
              "Love keeps her in the air when she oughta fall down...tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens...makes her a home." - Capt. Malcolm Reynolds, "Serenity" (2005)
              Acts of Gord – Read it, Learn it, Love it!
              "Our psychic powers only work if the customer has a mind to read." - me

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              • A customer actually listens to retail staff? What is this world coming to? Don't answer that!
                This site proves Corey Taylor right. Man really is a "four letter word."

                I'm now using my Deviant Art page to post my humor.

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                • I love it when a customer realizes his own mistake and is cool about it.
                  "For a musician, the SNES sound engine is like using Crayola Crayons. Nobuo Uematsu used Crayola Crayons to paint the Sistine Chapel." - Jeremy Jahns (re: "Dancing Mad")
                  "The difference between an amateur and a master is that the master has failed way more times." - JoCat
                  "Thinking is difficult, therefore let the herd pronounce judgment!" ~ Carl Jung
                  "There's burning bridges, and then there's the lake just to fill it with gasoline." - Wiccy, reddit
                  "Retail is a cruel master, and could very well be the most educational time of many people's lives, in its own twisted way." - me
                  "Love keeps her in the air when she oughta fall down...tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens...makes her a home." - Capt. Malcolm Reynolds, "Serenity" (2005)
                  Acts of Gord – Read it, Learn it, Love it!
                  "Our psychic powers only work if the customer has a mind to read." - me

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                  • Someone doesn't understand warranties - not only has the time limit expired, but the failure was caused by modifications he made.
                    Any fool can piss on the floor. It takes a talented SC to shit on the ceiling.

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                    • Yay! I'm four for four with submissions on the various "not always" sites! I know this one isn't customer related, but I'm still tickled when I get a story posted.

                      http://notalwaysfriendly.com/is-that...o-see-me/34296
                      At the conclusion of an Irish wedding, the priest said "Everybody please hug the person who has made your life worth living. The bartender was nearly crushed to death.

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                      • http://notalwaysright.com/thoughts-suspended/35984
                        You've got to love stupid people. I know I do, when they try something like this.
                        "Life is tough. It's even tougher if you're stupid" Redd Foxx as Al Royal - The Royal Family - Pilot Episode - 1991.

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                        • It must feel good to go to bed after a hard day napping.

                          This site proves Corey Taylor right. Man really is a "four letter word."

                          I'm now using my Deviant Art page to post my humor.

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                          • http://notalwaysright.com/generation-zzz/36324

                            Last I knew this was called browsing and every generation does it.
                            Interviewer: What is your greatest weakness?
                            Me: I expect competence from my coworkers.

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                            • http://notalwaysworking.com/had-it-u...ith-them/33468

                              Nurse 5 was one of ours weren't you! Admit it! You were bodyguard against the 1-4 underlings

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                              • Honestly, this student just sounds like an overreacting pain.
                                "For the love of all that is holy and 4 things that aren’t but feel pretty good anyway" ~ Gravekeeper

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