A Little Christmas Carol

[MannersMakethMan]

Add yourself another member to the official GK fanclub. That was just exquisite.

You win... Well, take whatever you like. I can't deny anything to a post that good.

[McGoddess09]

GK. You are just genius. Your misery makes my day. I LOVE you!!

:bow: I am but your lowly servant, oh Great One.

[chainedbarista]

gk, you have missed your calling as a novelist.

good sir, you should collect up your experiences and write that book, so the rest of the world can share your amusing tales!

[Gravekeeper]

Are you freaking serious? Some dumbass called the city of Burnaby and the cops? Over snow??!?!
Where'd this trailer trash come from???

Burnaby, apparently. He was walking his dog ( At 4am in a blizzard? ) and the dog somehow slipped and broke a leg ( According to him anyway ). So this was of course Burnaby's fault because they hadn't moved the 2+ feet of snow out of his sight overnight. Now he wants someone to pony up cash for poochie. Except he's utterly sloshed and seems to be calling people at random that he thinks actually give a rat's ass. But yes, his first impulse upon his suppose canine injury was to phone around demanding cash at 4am.

The variety of names he gave me were all hockey players too. Dead hockey players. Of which he insisted he was.

and no I have no babies nor current matrimonial standing. ;p

[Mango]

Gravekeeper, if Stuart McLean ever decided to retire, I bet you could take his job and CBC wouldn't miss a step. How long did it take you to write that???

[Gravekeeper]

Gravekeeper, if Stuart McLean ever decided to retire, I bet you could take his job and CBC wouldn't miss a step. How long did it take you to write that???

Took a few hours at least between calls. Mainly because of the rhyming -.-

[Slytovhand]

So, do you normally write poetry??

And just exactly why was he calling you? Who were you being the scape-goat for??

[Primer]

and no I have no babies nor current matrimonial standing. ;p

Let's see...I'm already married, and I'm probably twice your age anyway...

Will you be my son?

[otakuneko]

You've defeated the Lich King without even setting foot in Azeroth, you've conjured a GECK out of thin air and planted it in the middle of DC, you've fried Xerxes/Shodan from afar with a simple query, you've sniped the head of John Romero--with a pistol.

You sir, have won. Everything.

[Kogo Shuko]

Khaaaan.... hahahahah... I got it.
Now stop making posts about my ex-boyfriend. :P

[El Pollo Guerrera]

One day, when Rapscallion decides to publish a "Customers Suck" book (hey, if WrestleCrap.com can do it, so can CustomersSuck.com!), there NEEDS to be a chapter of only Gravekeeper stories.

New York Times best-seller list Top 10 (non-fiction), easily.