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  • Today's Sesame Street Brought To You By The Letters "D," "U," And "H."

    God, what is it with the DMV in Nevada?

    Had a customer call today saying the DMV sent him documentation showing insurance information was not current. Brace for impact.

    Me: Hi!
    SC: You-Know-Who

    Me: Thank you for calling blah-blah-blah. This is Wade. How may I help you?
    SC: Yes, I received letter from DMV saying I no have insurance.

    (sigh - his accent is so thick I can only make out like every third word. Where the Hell is C3PO when I need him?)

    Me: Okay, did you receive a certified letter?
    SC: Yes, certify letter.
    Me: Okay, can I please have the article number at the top of the page?

    (this is something like a case number)

    SC: Uh.... uh.... uh.... where is case number?
    Me: Near the top of the page.
    SC: Uh.... uh.... uh.... okay, where on postcard?



    Alright, I know not everyone is familiar with DMV procedures (and who would want to be?), but in the state of Nevada, the postcard and certified letters are two TOTALLY different things.

    Me: You have a postcard?
    SC: Yes, yes postcard.
    Me: Did you read the instructions on the postcard?
    SC: Yes, it says complete and return.



    Okay, I don't want to seem intolerant towards the illiterate, but for fuck's sake, man, why are you bothering me when at this point it's solely between you and the DMV? Call me when you get the certified letter and your registration's been suspended.

    God, people are just fucking dumb.

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    You must have inherited some of the people that insist in calling me. Sorry.

    I love people that can't follow simple instructions.
    "Hi, this is Silver. How may I lose my self respect in order to cater to your over- inflated ego today?" --- Silverrb

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    • #3
      Sorry, but I have to state what the rest of us are thinking...

      "And they let this assclown drive?"
      Aerodynamics are for people who can't build engines. --Enzo Ferrari

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      • #4
        Not only

        Quoth protege View Post
        Sorry, but I have to state what the rest of us are thinking...

        "And they let this assclown drive?"
        Not only was I thinking the same, I also wonder what happens whenever he comes to a detour sign with more than one word and an arrow? When driving in the States and there is construction in the a city I have seen signs listing three turns and street names that you must follow to get back on the main road. This individual would be lost for sure.

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        • #5
          'nother thought......

          How was he even able to take the test to get his license in the first place?

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          • #6
            Quoth It shouldn't View Post
            'nother thought......

            How was he even able to take the test to get his license in the first place?
            In every state where I lived, the written tests are multiple choice and about half of the options are obviously wrong. Randomly guessing, almost any moron can pass.
            I'm trying to see things from your point of view, but I can't get my head that far up my keister!

            Who is John Galt?
            -Ayn Rand, Atlas Shrugged

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