Idiotic questions or comments...

[Imogene]

How about all the people who would come into the Chesterfield store, and ask us if we had 'this game' or 'that game'?
M: "No... we're a movie store..."
Them: "GameStop told me to come down here..."
M: *thinking* "Really? GameStop told you to leave their video game store, and go check out a video store to see if they have the game that isn't out yet, or they don't have any copies of? Why don't I believe that? I'd say, more likely, you didn't get what you wanted at GameStop, and figured you would check our store to see if we had any, but we don't sell video games..." *said* "No, we've never sold video games."

[AmericanZero8503]

My favorite CS response is "Are You Kidding me?"

Me: Sorry we don't cash personal checks?
CS: Are you kidding me?

Me: Sorry I cannot give you a cash refund without a reciept
CS: Are you kidding me?

Sometimes I wonder if I come off as a practical jokester. Like I'm going to change my mind and be like, "Yeah I was just messing around. Here let me cash your check that you bounced last week!"