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I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.
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Quoth PepperElf View Postdo you know what his false report was over?
A 25-year-old phoned police to report that several men – one a gang member – broke into his domicile...... Officers said that <name> told that the men entered his home through his window and stole a 52-inch flat-screen TV that was on the wall of his living room.
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Asked why the window's screen looked as if it had been pushed outwards from the inside, police said <name> confessed to being a drug user and that the home invasion had never happened. The TV was given away to someone that he owed money to.
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<name> admitted giving his Xbox 360 to a dealer to cover a debt. When a second dealer looking to collect also dropped by, <name>gave him two flat-screen TVs.
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Before police arrived, <name>pushed the window's screen out from the inside and opened the door. He was charged with making a false police report.Last edited by Seraph; 04-12-2012, 05:01 PM.By popular request....I am now officially the Enemy of Normalcy.
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Oh you have got to be kidding. Seriously..from the INSIDE? That .. that is special. Not even "I'm kinda slow special." More like "I don't have two brain cells to rub together." special. If your going to fake a break in..don't hit yourself over the head with a cinder block before making decisions...Engaged to the amazing Marmalady. She is my Silver Dragon, shining as bright as the sun. I her Black Dragon (though good honestly), dark as night..fierce and strong.
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Quoth Seraph View PostAWESOME UPDATE
Extra bonus round of karmic justice was discovered today. Ex-Client was arrested for filing a false police report, and in the process of the investigation, it was discovered he does drugs. A lot of them. And he's now in massive trouble.
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Yeah, he's done.
Interesting that is only lists the false report. Nothing about the drugs. Apparently his admission wasn't enough?"If your day is filled with firefighting, you need to start taking the matches away from the toddlers…” - HM
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Quoth Crossbow View PostYeah, he's done.
Interesting that is only lists the false report. Nothing about the drugs. Apparently his admission wasn't enough?
I figure I'll look back into him in about a month's time, let stuff percolate until then, and then check when they've had time to toast him.By popular request....I am now officially the Enemy of Normalcy.
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I'm a long-time lurker, but had to register just to express my profound joy at the direction this is taking.
I was able to identify the perp by googling some of the text in the article. His arrest ("Other") shows a charge which appears to be domestic battery.
Sweet! This guy is going down in flames in so many ways simultaneously: The Aristocrats!
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Quoth Crossbow View PostApparently his admission wasn't enough?"For a musician, the SNES sound engine is like using Crayola Crayons. Nobuo Uematsu used Crayola Crayons to paint the Sistine Chapel." - Jeremy Jahns (re: "Dancing Mad")
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Quoth Crossbow View PostYeah, he's done.
Interesting that is only lists the false report. Nothing about the drugs. Apparently his admission wasn't enough?
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Quoth Seraph View PostThat would explain it. Never watched the show, only can name Homer, Marge, and Bart. XDI am well versed in the "gentle" art of verbal self-defense
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Oh my, we have another update!
So I found out that Ex-Client had been going on a bit of a rampage, as evidenced by his crazily spiraling behavior, and such.
Ex-Client apparently tried to scam a couple of people, who would have none of it. So he tracked down their addresses, and called the police in BOTH towns at about 2-3 am (time zones and all that).
He informed the police each time that the person he was calling about was waving about a shotgun, and holding their family hostage, threatening to shoot them if they moved.
You can imagine the response that happened to that.
First guy was woken up at 3 am by the police bashing down his door and dragging him outside and laying him on the pavement. He was surrounded by about five cars, all full of screaming policemen with guns trained on him.
Second guy wasn't actually home, he was on a trip, but his family WAS, so they were woken up in the middle of the night by policemen bashing down the door and getting them out.
Everything got straightened out of course, and then both guys stated they wanted to press charges against Ex-Client for what he had done.
He's now in jail, WOOO!
Amusing part? He apparently told someone he was going to do this SAME thing to me, but he couldn't find out where I lived. WOOOO~By popular request....I am now officially the Enemy of Normalcy.
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Quoth Seraph View PostHe informed the police each time that the person he was calling about was waving about a shotgun, and holding their family hostage, threatening to shoot them if they moved.
(cue dramatic music)
Quoth Seraph View PostEverything got straightened out of course, and then both guys stated they wanted to press charges against Ex-Client for what he had done.
He's now in jail, WOOO!
I'm thinking this guy belongs in the Nerf Hotel rather than the Greybar Hotel. Give him a nice suite with soft padded walls and a stylish jacket with the extra-long sleeves...I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.
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