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Old 06-09-2020, 03:27 PM
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Default Chipmunks at a Bachelor Party

At my bachelor party, a cake opened up and a whole bunch of chipmunks ran loose.

"No," I said. "I wanted Chippendales, Chippendales."
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Old 06-09-2020, 05:41 PM
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I'll find my old friend Chip and we'll find you.
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Chippendales? Chip 'n' Dale? What's the difference?

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Old 06-12-2020, 05:33 PM
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My wedding is going to have a Downton Abbey theme, chipmunk furries are for another time.
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