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Old 05-14-2019, 01:34 AM
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Not really a sucky neighbor problem, 'tho.
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Old 05-16-2019, 06:10 PM
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Not really a sucky neighbor problem, 'tho.
Yeah, but this was the closest fit I could find.
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Old 05-18-2019, 12:39 AM
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My upstairs neighbors are bowling again . . .
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Old 05-21-2019, 03:08 AM
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To the dickbag who complained about my garbage cans being outside--seriously? They've been either side of the driveway since I moved in, 13 years ago. What was the sudden problem that arose from them being there? Also, was it really necessary to have the borough send me (and the guy next door--who had been keeping his garbage cans in his driveway for the past 30 years) letters about them? I think the borough has bigger problems, like the crumbling main roads, the damaged signs near the cloverleaf (and the graffiti on the overpass there), than where we choose to put things.
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Old 05-22-2019, 05:17 AM
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To the dickbag who complained about my garbage cans being outside--seriously? They've been either side of the driveway since I moved in, 13 years ago. What was the sudden problem that arose from them being there? Also, was it really necessary to have the borough send me (and the guy next door--who had been keeping his garbage cans in his driveway for the past 30 years) letters about them? I think the borough has bigger problems, like the crumbling main roads, the damaged signs near the cloverleaf (and the graffiti on the overpass there), than where we choose to put things.
Yeah I understand. About 6 years ago my city gave all the homeowners nice new 90 gallon trash and recycle plastic bins for easy curb side pickup with a machine truck BUT made some really unusual "rules" about where you could store them. Several people on the Neighborhood website started to complain they were getting warning notices about their bins. Even an Alderman complained that "we spent all that money on these nice and pretty bin and now my constiuants are threatened with fines because they are still partially visible from the street???"

There was one year I kept them next to my porch for easy access when it snowed so I did not have to drag them from mostly in my back yard thru piles of snow drifts. Yup got a notice and ignored it. No action taken.
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Old 05-25-2019, 03:52 PM
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You've spent every summer for the last 3 years picking lice out of her hair outside. If you haven't got rid of it by now you need stronger measures. I hate to think of anyone renting after you. I'm currently shopping for a privacy screen for the porch so I don't have to look at that.
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Old 05-29-2019, 01:25 AM
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You've spent every summer for the last 3 years picking lice out of her hair outside. If you haven't got rid of it by now you need stronger measures. I hate to think of anyone renting after you. I'm currently shopping for a privacy screen for the porch so I don't have to look at that.
Holy crap, that is DISGUSTING.

Had a minor annoyance earlier today. I live in an apartment building but don't yet have a parking space in its parking lot (there is an above-ground lot and an underground lot, but even with those two they don't have one spot per unit. Not surprising as it's a building full of seniors and many no longer drive, but it does create a waiting list).

So I bought a tag and I park on the street. No big deal, really.

Today I pulled into a spot and suddenly there's a car behind me.

Driver: "Excuse me? Could you pull ahead a bit so I can get in there?"

Now, there was a spot RIGHT BEHIND ME where she could have parked. I was annoyed enough to pull out of the spot I was in and pull into that spot instead.

The spot I took was between two driveways, and I don't know why she didn't want that ... the nice thing about that type of parking spot is nobody can box you in, at least not without blocking somebody's driveway and getting them REALLY riled.

The spot she wanted was pretty much in front of her house. Heaven forbid she have to walk a few extra steps. I spent some time hoping somebody parks behind me and renders her immobile for the next 24 hours.

And yep, the spot I took was further away from my building. But at my age I can use the exercise ...
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Old 06-03-2019, 10:26 AM
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You've spent every summer for the last 3 years picking lice out of her hair outside. If you haven't got rid of it by now you need stronger measures. I hate to think of anyone renting after you. I'm currently shopping for a privacy screen for the porch so I don't have to look at that.
If they've got younger siblings, chances are they may have picked it up from them (yeah...I went through this quite a bit growing up with my sister). The only thing that killed the fuckers for good was the both of us dying our hair of all things.
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Old 06-13-2019, 06:18 PM
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... Tiny Dick Syndrome ... Common in people who drive gihugeous loud trucks and spurts cars that are prick parked so nobody gets near them.
My son calls them +5 Trucks of Penile Compensation (He's 17)
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Old 06-14-2019, 08:09 AM
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My son calls them +5 Trucks of Penile Compensation (He's 17)
Sounds like you're raising him right!
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