CANNOT UNSEE! (safe for work but seriously cannot unsee this)

[PepperElf]

i was cruising over at cheezeburger when I checked out the meme page and found this image.

Tom Cruise tooth

the more i look at it the creepier it seems. right front tooth is directly under his nose.

[bhskittykatt]

Gah!

I just Googled some other pics of him, just to make sure it wasn't Photoshopped. It wasn't.

[AmbrosiaWriter]

Weirdly enough, instead of seeing it as a "tooth in the direct center of his mouth" I see all of his teeth being shifted to the right. So basically it looks to me like his teeth and the rest of his face don't line up.

[Jay 2K Winger]

Weirdly enough, instead of seeing it as a "tooth in the direct center of his mouth" I see all of his teeth being shifted to the right. So basically it looks to me like his teeth and the rest of his face don't line up.

STOP BRINGING LOGIC INTO THIS!

CLEARLY HE'S A LIZARD ALIEN SECRETLY PLANNING TO CONQUER THE WORLD!

*puts on tinfoil hat to protect his brain-meats from their telepathy rays*

[wolfie]

STOP BRINGING LOGIC INTO THIS!

CLEARLY HE'S A LIZARD ALIEN SECRETLY PLANNING TO CONQUER THE WORLD!

*puts on tinfoil hat to protect his brain-meats from their telepathy rays*

Tinfoil hats are a classic example of misinformation, fooling people into thinking they're protected while still leaving them vulnerable. You need to take a layered approach - 2 ounce (minimum) copper foil to stop electric fields, 16 gauge (minimum) mu-metal (be sure to anneal it after forming) for magnetic fields, and 1/8" (minimum) lead for gamma rays.

[Jay 2K Winger]

Tinfoil hats are a classic example of misinformation, fooling people into thinking they're protected while still leaving them vulnerable. You need to take a layered approach - 2 ounce (minimum) copper foil to stop electric fields, 16 gauge (minimum) mu-metal (be sure to anneal it after forming) for magnetic fields, and 1/8" (minimum) lead for gamma rays.

THAT'S JUST WHAT I'D EXPECT A LIZARD ALIEN TO SAY! I'M ON TO YOU!

[LillFilly]

Hmmm, maybe his nose is just crooked.

My sister had a tooth pulled so they gave her braces to 'guide' the others into filling in the gap. So, her teeth line up to where one is in the middle.

[AmbrosiaWriter]

Hmmm, maybe his nose is just crooked.

My sister had a tooth pulled so they gave her braces to 'guide' the others into filling in the gap. So, her teeth line up to where one is in the middle.

His nose is crooked, but also his teeth are off alignment:

http://www.baydentalorthodontics.com...cruises-smile/

^ Orthodontics description of all that is wrong with his smile. ^

Also, if I had to have a tooth pulled, I'd prefer to just have a fake one put in than all the others shifted over. (Or a permanent bridge.)

[PepperElf]

granted i guess this destroys the rumor that he had all his teeth pulled and dentures put in.

i can't imagine he'd get that done and... then pay for them to be put in off-center.

[dalesys]

If you're an alien and you know it flash your teeth.
If you're an alien and you know it flash your teeth.
If you're an alien and you know then your teeth will surely show it.
If you're an alien and you know it flash your teeth.