I had call to use the gentlemens facilities at our local bus station.This is always well stocked with graffiti of the call me if you want to do this to me variety but today's offering stood out. I nominate this delightful ode:
'There was once a young gallant called Toby
Who got his cock out and then rode me
Whilst Brahms and Liszt
He'd writhe and he'd twist
And then repeat all the moves that he showed me.'
A definite contender-plot,characters,vocabulary,rhyme scheme,knowledge of slang. Shame he chooses to remain anonymous.
'There was once a young gallant called Toby
Who got his cock out and then rode me
Whilst Brahms and Liszt
He'd writhe and he'd twist
And then repeat all the moves that he showed me.'
A definite contender-plot,characters,vocabulary,rhyme scheme,knowledge of slang. Shame he chooses to remain anonymous.