See if you can do a fancy shuffle and spin and get Mom wearing it out in public.
(My mom had the 9 of us kids aged 5-19 singing "Nut Brown Maiden" at a church party. A rural Cache Valley dairy farming community. With the famous lines:
"Nut brown maiden, you have such pearly pearly teeth,
Nut brown maiden, you have such pearly teeth
The pearly teeth are fake, love...
They rattle when we make love...
Nut brown maiden, you have such pearly teeth."