A bloke is sitting by his car at the side of the road looking unhappy. A passer-by sees his glum face and asks what the problem is. "I've locked myself out of my car"
replies the man. "That's not a problem" replied the passer-by, "Step out of the way, and let me try rubbing my b u m on the door".
The motorist is a bit perplexed, but reckons there's no harm in it letting the man try - it might be worth a laugh.
The passer-by turns his bum to the car and slowly rubs it up and down the driver's door. Suddenly, the lock opens and the passer-by turns and opens the car door.
"That's amazing!" says the motorist, "How did you do it?"
"It's easy" replies the pedestrian,......................... "I'm wearing khaki trousers"
replies the man. "That's not a problem" replied the passer-by, "Step out of the way, and let me try rubbing my b u m on the door".
The motorist is a bit perplexed, but reckons there's no harm in it letting the man try - it might be worth a laugh.
The passer-by turns his bum to the car and slowly rubs it up and down the driver's door. Suddenly, the lock opens and the passer-by turns and opens the car door.
"That's amazing!" says the motorist, "How did you do it?"
"It's easy" replies the pedestrian,......................... "I'm wearing khaki trousers"
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