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Quoth Kara View PostAnd a voice in my evil brain said "They're magically delicious, bitch!"
I'll have you know that this statement got me giggling so bad my boyfriend now thinks I've lost my mind.
Hell, every time I re-read it I get a mental picture of a flaming clover and it starts all over.Let it go... Daisy, let it go... Open up your fist
This fallen world... Doesn't hold your interest...
Doesn't hold your soul... Daisy, let it go
-Switchfoot
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Quoth Kara View Post
On that Note...
IM1: What I'm saying is, just because you f***ing someone that has a penis, that don't make you gay.
IM2: Right, right.
I really have nothing else to add to this. It's perfect just the way it is.How was I supposed to know someone was slipping you Birth Control in the food I've been making for you lately?
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Quoth Gurndigarn View PostI'm waiting for homosexuality to give you "street cred". Because you obviously picked it up in jail, yeah, homie?
Think about it: you are locked up for years with hundreds of people of the same sex. You have countless hours to fill. You still have your physical and emotional needs, but your options are pretty limited. What to do?
Sex can have many meanings: to establish control and dominance, to form some sort of emotional/physical bond with another human being, to experiment, or to simply pass the time. In this case, I don't think the answer to "just because your ****ing something that has a penis doesn't make you gay" is as obvious as it seems.
Of course, I've never been in prison and have no desire to test my theory first-hand, so what do I know?
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Quoth Kara View PostME: Who in the hell does he think blessed it for him? The inmates in the kitchen? The food service supervisor?
Quoth Kara View PostAnd a voice in my evil brain said "They're magically delicious, bitch!"
Quoth Kara View PostWhat happened? He had "lost" a bottle of hot sauce. I'll let you guess where.
Quoth Kara View PostIM1: What I'm saying is, just because you f***ing someone that has a penis, that don't make you gay.
IM2: Right, right.
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I would think not. I know a fair number of Jews who don't keep Kashruth, but still observe the high holy days, and fast for Yom Kippur. Just because they like shellfish and have one set of plates for everything doesn't make them less of a Jew.
My guess is the same applies to Islam. There are differing degrees of observance.
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Quoth Gurndigarn View PostI'm waiting for homosexuality to give you "street cred". Because you obviously picked it up in jail, yeah, homie?My basic dog food advice - send a pm if you need more.
Saydrah's leaving the nest advice + packing list live here.
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Quoth Kara View Post
I Have No Idea What it's Supposed to Stand For...
a skinhead who had a large tattoo on the side of his head. It was a four-leaf clover, with flames around it. And a voice in my evil brain said "They're magically delicious, bitch!"
Broke Rule Number 1!!Ridiculous 2009 Predictions: Evil Queen will beat Martha Stewart to death with a muffin pan. All hail Evil Queen! (Some things don't need elaboration.....) -- Jester
Ridiculous 2010 Predictions: Evil Queen, after escaping prison for last years prediction, goes out and waffle irons Rachel Ray to death. -- SG15Z
Ridiculous 2011 Prediction: Evil Queen will beat Gordon Ramsay over the head with a cast-iron skillet. -- FireHeart
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Quoth Gurndigarn View Post
I'm waiting for homosexuality to give you "street cred". Because you obviously picked it up in jail, yeah, homie?Quoth Kara
See: Season Finale, Boondocks Season Two.I don't get paid enough to kiss your a**! -Groezig 5/31/08
Another day...another million braincells lost...-Sarlon 6/16/08
Chivalry is not dead. It's just direly underappreciated. -Samaliel 9/15/09
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