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  • #16
    Bleeding...water?
    "Because that's how magical meteoric size-altering space goo works." IMDB Message boards.

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    • #17
      Quoth Gravekeeper View Post
      The Last Minute(tm)
      ( Note: This is Friday morning. )

      SC: “I need a cashmere throw sent to Thailand by Saturday for a wedding gift.”

      ……hahahahahahah! Ahh, that’s a g….wait, you’re serious aren’t you? Oh man.
      The International Date Line has always had me a bit confused, but, if it's Friday in Vancouver, wouldn't it already be Saturday in Thailand?
      I suspect that... inside every adult (sometimes not very far inside) is a bratty kid who wants everything his own way.
      - Bill Watterson

      My co-workers: They're there when they need me.
      - IPF

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      • #18
        Quoth HawaiianShirts View Post
        The International Date Line has always had me a bit confused, but, if it's Friday in Vancouver, wouldn't it already be Saturday in Thailand?
        Yes. Its about a 12 hour difference, being halfway around the world. Maybe, just maybe, it might not already be tomorrow there if it was in the extreme AM hours on the Pacific coast. It'd still be daylight in Thailand. But then it is simply not possible to move anything that distance that quickly, aside from using supersonic military aircraft or missiles.

        Try to do it on an aircraft and it'll take you at least that long in the air, and thats not even counting the time spent at the airport on both sides of the trip. Then add on the processing time to get the thing to the airport to begin with, the time it takes to wait for the next aircraft to be ready to go, and once it reaches the other airport, it'll have to be trucked to a warehouse, sorted, put in the queue to go out on the delivery truck, and then at the very end the truck driver needs to go deliver it to the destination. All of this takes time, and considering the international dateline

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        • #19
          LMAO...

          I like how they get nervous and then are just like blaaahhh...and hang up!
          It not your personality....

          Its your face.

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          • #20
            Quoth Gravekeeper View Post
            Do You Know Who I Am(tm)

            SC: “What’s your name?”
            Me: “Gravekeeper.”
            SC: “and your last name?”
            Me: “I don’t release my last name, sorry.”
            SC: “Well, maybe you’ll tell me your last name after I tell you who I am.”

            Oh ho ho, somehow I highly doubt that.

            SC: “I’m the operations manager of the <big resort in Mexico>. Now will you tell me your last name?”

            Ha. No. You’ll have to do better than that. You should have at least said “Optimus Prime” or something. You know, someone I’d actually consider. I’d totally talk to Prime. Granted I’d know right away if you were Optimus Prime or not. You can’t fool me. I'm wiley.
            This had me laughing so hard, I had tears streaming down my face The whole post was excellent as usual, but this really just hit the spot - the laugh till you puke spot!
            GK/Kara/Jester fangirl.

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            • #21
              Quoth Gravekeeper View Post
              Kidnap a small, rotund man, dress him in a Leprechaun outfit and keep him handcuffed in your basement without any pants until the draw while uploading videos of him singing Irish pub songs at knife point to Youtube
              You know...

              That doesn't sound like a bad idea.

              Unseen but seeing
              oh dear, now they're masquerading as sane-KiaKat
              There isn't enough interpretive dance in the workplace these days-Irv
              3rd shift needs love, too
              RIP, mo bhrionglóid

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              • #22
                Quoth Gravekeeper View Post
                ...An effective slogan would be something more like “Stop it or you’ll end up living in an Ikea box on Davie st and with a tourist's ballsack on your chin for Mr Noodle money.”.
                So I have to wonder: What would the international (i.e. no words) sign for this look like?
                Be a winner today: Pick a fight with a 4 year old.

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                • #23
                  SO LONELY. OH GOD MY LIFE IS EMPTY AND VOID OF LOVE. PLEASE TALK TO ME SO I CAN TASTE THE SWEET WARMTH OF HUMAN INTERACTION.”
                  I swear, I know this guy. That whole conversation is a conversation with Mr. Hills(actual name withheld). He also says, "I'm calling for a friend" or "I'm with my friends." and me and the co-workers sthink, "no, you have no friends. Who'd put up with you? Unless you count the Cabbage Patch Kids your parents bought you for your 36 birthday as your friends. But Mr. Hills never gets to the point, so maybe it's not the same guy.

                  The cop one, just wow. When the cop says, "get back on the sidewalk" I'd think I would do that.

                  Maybe the guy trying to get the gift to Thialand thought he was talking to a shop in Thialand?
                  Time! Time! Time is what turns kittens into cats.

                  Don't teach me a lesson; all I learn is that you are an asshole.

                  I wish porn had subtitles.

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                  • #24
                    Quoth Juwl View Post
                    Edit: Wait? First on a Gravekeeper thread AGAIN? I'd better set up a protection plan with GK's mob ladies...
                    Go for the hat trick.


                    Dear lord tell me you get hazard pay for taking on the full load of this crap GK!
                    Nope <whimper>


                    Quoth Legal Eagle
                    Out of interest: Does the financial magazine mention Iceland or the icelandic people specificly or are the icelanders, the people who live everywhere north of the Great Lakes?
                    No, judging from the commercials, it basically uses terrorism to scare people into investing in fossil fuels. I'm not really fond of it, but its a new client and a big client. So I have to stfu. Supposed it DOES have really good advice in it, but I don't like their advertising.


                    Quoth SilverOrb
                    Twisted... Severly twisted. Your dreams would probably put me scare the crap out of me.
                    My dreams are actually quite entertaining.


                    Quoth SoulStealer
                    Hey Gravekeeper what happened to your cat icons? I miss them.
                    Why is it every time I use a non-cat icon someone mentions it as if I haven't used a cat icon in 6 months? -.-

                    I like my current avatar. It fits my mood at the office. ;p


                    Quoth edible_hat
                    Ours is "Gamble responsibly". Which, while meaningless, sounds good.
                    Oh we have that, but for alcohol. Drink Responsibly(tm). Yeah, it does absolutely nothing.

                    Quoth Rapscallion
                    Part of me hopes that you get some calls routed from Wales at some point, just to see what you'd make of them.
                    Calls from Europe are extremely rare. Asia yeah, Middle East, yep, Australia, sometimes. But Europe? Not so much. That said we did have one client that had a line set up there, but we dropped him after it turned out to be kind of shady.

                    I took a handful and working out the address and phone number and everything can be an adjustment. Everything has more or less numbers and letters then it should.


                    Quoth Rapscallion
                    Schlongdor last week, a potential nudie alarm this week - getting to be a bit of a theme developing. Next week's update should be worrying.
                    As long as worrying doesn't have the elevator keys and the codes to all the security doors to my office I should be reasonably safe. ><


                    Quoth HawaiianShirts
                    The International Date Line has always had me a bit confused, but, if it's Friday in Vancouver, wouldn't it already be Saturday in Thailand?
                    Almost. I think it would have been something like 6pm there.


                    Quoth tollbaby
                    the laugh till you puke spot!
                    That sounds like an unpleasant spot... -.-


                    Quoth Alpha Strike
                    So I have to wonder: What would the international (i.e. no words) sign for this look like?
                    Gah, I actually started to think one up before I stopped myself. ><



                    Quoth Depechemode
                    Maybe the guy trying to get the gift to Thialand thought he was talking to a shop in Thialand?
                    Nope, its quite clearly in the US. He himself was flying to Thailand and wanted to have it shipped ahead of him so it was there when he got there. The absolute fastest I could have had it there would be Monday or Tuesday. But then there would be customs, etc.

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                    • #25
                      Quoth Gravekeeper View Post
                      I’m not sure if you’re genuinely confused or if you just accidentally revealed some sort of elaborate personal fetish I’d have to Google to figure out then immediately regret afterwords.
                      There are some things you should never google for. Ever.

                      Quoth Gravekeeper View Post
                      SC: “Ummmm……uh…..ah! <click>”

                      SC: “Uhh….um…..ah! <click>”
                      Am I the only one who imagined a horror movie scream with that "ah!" at the end?

                      Quoth Gravekeeper View Post
                      Gee, I wonder why? It’s not like you’re a case study in why police brutality occurs or anything.
                      Take this note: be polite to cops. Oh, yeah, and don't get so stupid drunk that you lose your manners or you may gain some pepper spray.

                      Quoth Juwl View Post
                      I love you! Hell, I know there's a fan group devoted to you...
                      I guess it's better than bleeding livers, but I'm not entirely sure.

                      Edit: Wait? First on a Gravekeeper thread AGAIN? I'd better set up a protection plan with GK's mob ladies...
                      There's a GK Mob Ladies group? Are there applications to join? I love GKs new insults (fuckcake is still my fave!).

                      Quoth BookstoreEscapee View Post
                      You may regret saying that...
                      He may actually set off a real nudie alarm by saying he can show them how to zip up their pants.
                      Interesting Fodder: http://interestingfodder.typepad.com

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                      • #26
                        Quoth bloodrose View Post
                        There's a GK Mob Ladies group? Are there applications to join?
                        Pretty sure most of GK's mob (fangirls) are ladies... or want to be ladies... Not sure what the application process entails... possibly whacking someone in Nunavut... and I can't remember who started the mob... *shrugs*
                        "I call murder on that!"

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                        • #27
                          Quoth Juwl View Post
                          Pretty sure most of GK's mob (fangirls) are ladies... or want to be ladies... Not sure what the application process entails... possibly whacking someone in Nunavut... and I can't remember who started the mob... *shrugs*
                          well, I'm not qualified to be a fangirl (you know, not being a girl), but can I still whack someone in Nunavut

                          oh, and Juwl, remember, GK does have at least one fanboy... I remember him mentioning he was uncertain about whether or not he liked having that new group... someday I may even find which thread that was in...
                          If you wish to find meaning, listen to the music not the song

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                          • #28
                            Quoth Hyndis View Post
                            *snip*It'd still be daylight in Thailand. But then it is simply not possible to move anything that distance that quickly, aside from using supersonic military aircraft or missiles.*snip*
                            Maybe they thought that since everything is already made in Thailand or China, that they'd just get it shipped directly from the sweatshop?
                            "If you find yourself fantasizing about throwing actual users into a blender, please get help... they're heavy." - Tom Dickson

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                            • #29
                              Quoth Hyndis View Post
                              I dunno, Alaska for a total of $7 million wasn't a bad bargain either.
                              Bargain, yeah. But not a scam. And it was only considered a bargain after gold was found there. Before it, people were screaming about misuse of taxpayer money for buying barren tundra up near the 867 area code.

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                              • #30
                                Quoth Gravekeeper View Post
                                That sounds like an unpleasant spot... -.-
                                okay, *slight* exaggeration. Perhaps "laugh until your coworkers fear for your sanity spot" would have been more appropriate, cause I did have one coworker lean over our shared cubicle wall to ask if I was laughing or suffering from asthma. his second theory was that I was morphing into some sort of evil hyena creature.... I think he needs to get more sleep at night.
                                GK/Kara/Jester fangirl.

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