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Quoth Gravekeeper View PostThe Last Minute(tm)
( Note: This is Friday morning. )
SC: “I need a cashmere throw sent to Thailand by Saturday for a wedding gift.”
……hahahahahahah! Ahh, that’s a g….wait, you’re serious aren’t you? Oh man.I suspect that... inside every adult (sometimes not very far inside) is a bratty kid who wants everything his own way.
- Bill Watterson
My co-workers: They're there when they need me.
- IPF
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Quoth HawaiianShirts View PostThe International Date Line has always had me a bit confused, but, if it's Friday in Vancouver, wouldn't it already be Saturday in Thailand?
Try to do it on an aircraft and it'll take you at least that long in the air, and thats not even counting the time spent at the airport on both sides of the trip. Then add on the processing time to get the thing to the airport to begin with, the time it takes to wait for the next aircraft to be ready to go, and once it reaches the other airport, it'll have to be trucked to a warehouse, sorted, put in the queue to go out on the delivery truck, and then at the very end the truck driver needs to go deliver it to the destination. All of this takes time, and considering the international dateline
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Quoth Gravekeeper View PostDo You Know Who I Am(tm)
SC: “What’s your name?”
Me: “Gravekeeper.”
SC: “and your last name?”
Me: “I don’t release my last name, sorry.”
SC: “Well, maybe you’ll tell me your last name after I tell you who I am.”
Oh ho ho, somehow I highly doubt that.
SC: “I’m the operations manager of the <big resort in Mexico>. Now will you tell me your last name?”
Ha. No. You’ll have to do better than that. You should have at least said “Optimus Prime” or something. You know, someone I’d actually consider. I’d totally talk to Prime. Granted I’d know right away if you were Optimus Prime or not. You can’t fool me. I'm wiley.GK/Kara/Jester fangirl.
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Quoth Gravekeeper View PostKidnap a small, rotund man, dress him in a Leprechaun outfit and keep him handcuffed in your basement without any pants until the draw while uploading videos of him singing Irish pub songs at knife point to Youtube
That doesn't sound like a bad idea.
Unseen but seeing
oh dear, now they're masquerading as sane-KiaKat
There isn't enough interpretive dance in the workplace these days-Irv
3rd shift needs love, too
RIP, mo bhrionglóid
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Quoth Gravekeeper View Post...An effective slogan would be something more like “Stop it or you’ll end up living in an Ikea box on Davie st and with a tourist's ballsack on your chin for Mr Noodle money.”.Be a winner today: Pick a fight with a 4 year old.
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SO LONELY. OH GOD MY LIFE IS EMPTY AND VOID OF LOVE. PLEASE TALK TO ME SO I CAN TASTE THE SWEET WARMTH OF HUMAN INTERACTION.”
The cop one, just wow. When the cop says, "get back on the sidewalk" I'd think I would do that.
Maybe the guy trying to get the gift to Thialand thought he was talking to a shop in Thialand?Time! Time! Time is what turns kittens into cats.
Don't teach me a lesson; all I learn is that you are an asshole.
I wish porn had subtitles.
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Quoth Juwl View PostEdit: Wait? First on a Gravekeeper thread AGAIN? I'd better set up a protection plan with GK's mob ladies...
Dear lord tell me you get hazard pay for taking on the full load of this crap GK!
Quoth Legal EagleOut of interest: Does the financial magazine mention Iceland or the icelandic people specificly or are the icelanders, the people who live everywhere north of the Great Lakes?
Quoth SilverOrbTwisted... Severly twisted. Your dreams would probably put me scare the crap out of me.
Quoth SoulStealerHey Gravekeeper what happened to your cat icons? I miss them.
I like my current avatar. It fits my mood at the office. ;p
Quoth edible_hatOurs is "Gamble responsibly". Which, while meaningless, sounds good.
Quoth RapscallionPart of me hopes that you get some calls routed from Wales at some point, just to see what you'd make of them.
I took a handful and working out the address and phone number and everything can be an adjustment. Everything has more or less numbers and letters then it should.
Quoth RapscallionSchlongdor last week, a potential nudie alarm this week - getting to be a bit of a theme developing. Next week's update should be worrying.
Quoth HawaiianShirtsThe International Date Line has always had me a bit confused, but, if it's Friday in Vancouver, wouldn't it already be Saturday in Thailand?
Quoth tollbabythe laugh till you puke spot!
Quoth Alpha StrikeSo I have to wonder: What would the international (i.e. no words) sign for this look like?
Quoth DepechemodeMaybe the guy trying to get the gift to Thialand thought he was talking to a shop in Thialand?
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Quoth Gravekeeper View PostI’m not sure if you’re genuinely confused or if you just accidentally revealed some sort of elaborate personal fetish I’d have to Google to figure out then immediately regret afterwords.
Quoth Gravekeeper View PostSC: “Ummmm……uh…..ah! <click>”
SC: “Uhh….um…..ah! <click>”
Quoth Gravekeeper View PostGee, I wonder why? It’s not like you’re a case study in why police brutality occurs or anything.
Quoth Juwl View PostI love you! Hell, I know there's a fan group devoted to you...
I guess it's better than bleeding livers, but I'm not entirely sure.
Edit: Wait? First on a Gravekeeper thread AGAIN? I'd better set up a protection plan with GK's mob ladies...
Quoth BookstoreEscapee View PostYou may regret saying that...Interesting Fodder: http://interestingfodder.typepad.com
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Quoth bloodrose View PostThere's a GK Mob Ladies group? Are there applications to join?"I call murder on that!"
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Quoth Juwl View PostPretty sure most of GK's mob (fangirls) are ladies... or want to be ladies... Not sure what the application process entails... possibly whacking someone in Nunavut... and I can't remember who started the mob... *shrugs*
oh, and Juwl, remember, GK does have at least one fanboy... I remember him mentioning he was uncertain about whether or not he liked having that new group... someday I may even find which thread that was in...If you wish to find meaning, listen to the music not the song
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Quoth Hyndis View Post*snip*It'd still be daylight in Thailand. But then it is simply not possible to move anything that distance that quickly, aside from using supersonic military aircraft or missiles.*snip*"If you find yourself fantasizing about throwing actual users into a blender, please get help... they're heavy." - Tom Dickson
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Quoth Hyndis View PostI dunno, Alaska for a total of $7 million wasn't a bad bargain either.
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Quoth Gravekeeper View PostThat sounds like an unpleasant spot... -.-GK/Kara/Jester fangirl.
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