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Old 03-31-2019, 12:29 AM
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Default The "Florida Man" game...

Have any of you tried this?

What you're supposed to do is go to your favorite search engine, put in Florida Man and your birth month and day.

So if your birthday is, for instance, March 30, you would put in the following:

Florida Man March 30

And then post the headline/link to an article.
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Old 03-31-2019, 01:53 AM
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Esquire dot com has a page for the "Best Florida Man Headlines of 2019". My birthdate is listed as "a rare day of peace."

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Mine, March 14, is nice. It's about a man going skydiving for his 90th birthday.

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No article to go along with the headline.
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