...He'll want to sit in his car.
If you let him sit in his car, he'll lurk in the parking lot for two hours.
If you let him lurk in the parking lot for two hours, he'll scare the other guests.
If he scares the other guests, you'll have to go outside and ask him what he's doing.
If you ask him what he's doing, he'll tell you he's waiting for a friend.
If he's waiting for a "friend" you'll have to ask who it is.
If you ask who it is, he'll tell you she's a masseuse seeing a client, but she went to the room and there was no one there, so she's in the bathroom and will be out shortly.
If she's supposed to be out shortly, but isn't, you'll have say you're going to call the cops.
If you say you're going to call the cops, he's going to get this look on his face, tell you his blood sugar is dropping, and ask to come back into the hotel lobby to get another cookie.
You're going to let him take two just so he'll go away.
If you let him sit in his car, he'll lurk in the parking lot for two hours.
If you let him lurk in the parking lot for two hours, he'll scare the other guests.
If he scares the other guests, you'll have to go outside and ask him what he's doing.
If you ask him what he's doing, he'll tell you he's waiting for a friend.
If he's waiting for a "friend" you'll have to ask who it is.
If you ask who it is, he'll tell you she's a masseuse seeing a client, but she went to the room and there was no one there, so she's in the bathroom and will be out shortly.
If she's supposed to be out shortly, but isn't, you'll have say you're going to call the cops.
If you say you're going to call the cops, he's going to get this look on his face, tell you his blood sugar is dropping, and ask to come back into the hotel lobby to get another cookie.
You're going to let him take two just so he'll go away.
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