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Quoth otakuneko View PostA Metro could actually GO that fast?
...I'm just saying.PWNADE(TM) - Serve up a glass today! | PWNZER - An act of pwnage so awesome, it's like the victim got hit by a tank.
There are only Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse because I choose to walk!
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Tonight the local tow heroes here will busy. It is second Saturday festand we almost got cremed twice before the fest got into full swing. Also as we were trying to avoid the muggers and get back to our car we had to stop and help a bike rider who missed all the signs about the street car tracks being a bike hazard and fell into traffic.
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Quoth morgana View PostI quite like Ladyhawke . . .
Quoth Shyla View PostI got a Geo Metro once as a rental while my car was fixed. I felt like I was driving around in a soda can. I think any of them left have lasted this long because they have very few parts. The engine is probably just hamsters running on a wheel.EVE Online: 99% of the time you sit around waiting for something to happen, but that 1% of action is what hooks people like crack, you don't get interviewed by the BBC for a WoW raid.
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I think this is kind of fitting, with all the talk about Geo Metros
Also a little random trivia: I don't know how many of you remember the trivia show "Where in the World is Carmen Sandiego" but the champion at the end of the season was given *drumroll* A brand new Geo Metro!Violets are blue,
Roses are red,
I bequeath to thee...
A boot to the head >_>
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Quoth Sapphire Silk View PostWar Games. One of only two good movies Matthew Broderick ever made (the other being Ferris Buller's Day Off).To right the countless wrongs of our days... We shine this light of true redemption, that this place may become as paradise...Oh, what a wonderful world such would be...
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Quoth AccountingDrone View Postmy regular drive was an international harvester scout.
Had...
And every spring, following a road saltlicious winter.... we had less and less and LESS of it.
Until one day the farmer next door bought it for $100 so he could go get firewood with it. I actually found it's skeletal remains in the back 40 of his property a decade ago, by now, even they're probably gone too.- They say nothing good happens at 2AM, they're right, I happen at 2AM.
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I can only think of one instance where the towing company did get rid of the vehicular evidence of drunken coasting, but this is small town Wisconsin, so you can imagine, someone knows someone of a friend of a cousin of a tow truck company owner.
Guy across the street and his buddies bashed their SUV into a pole, then drove it the rest of the way home with the horn blowing nonstop....disconnected the battery cable, the tow truck was there at the buttcrack of dawn before anyone could investigate the pole down the road.You really need to see a neurologist. - Wagegoth
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Quoth Argabarga View PostLike say, pulling their car out of the plate glass window of the storefront they're embedded in before they open up in the morning and the shopkeep notices. (That hasn't happened YET, but, there's nothing that says it CAN'T)
Quoth Argabarga View Post(It was a near-fossilized Geo Metro, a car that back in the early 90s' bravely pushed the boundary of what could charitably be called a "car" into territory that had once been reserved for "wind up toy". )I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.
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Quoth Jay 2K Winger View PostAnything goes fast when dropped from a great height...
...I'm just saying.Any fool can piss on the floor. It takes a talented SC to shit on the ceiling.
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Quoth Sapphire Silk View PostWar Games. One of only two good movies Matthew Broderick ever made (the other being Ferris Buller's Day Off)."I don't have to be petty. The Universe does that for me."
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I thought he did fine in "The Producers"."Crazy may always be open for business, but on the full moon, it has buy one get one free specials." - WishfulSpirit
"Sometimes customers remind me of zombies, but I'm pretty sure that zombies are smarter." - MelindaJoy77
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