Chronicles of a Porn store Vol.2(NSFW)

[Bliss]

fun game see what combinations of items can actually scare the attentdant... an example being a tumb of theat numbing lube and one dozen dildos of large er.. proportions

http://xkcd.com/236/

[MMATM]

A girl, literally "just" 18 walks into my shop and comes up to the counter with a handful of flavored condoms.

Me: I just wanted to let you know not to use these for actual intercourse, since they are flavored, they have a little more glycerin than normal condoms and are a bit thinner.
*The girl looks at me, cocks her head and giggles*
Girl: It's okay, I don't usually get pregnant.

Firstly, I'm going to believe you that she was *just* 18 because you would presumably have checked her ID before selling her anything.

Secondly, I'm going to look around in shocked horror that nobody else seems to find this horrendously disturbing.

Think of the implications of what she's saying: She's used them before, for other than their intended purpose, against the instruction of professionals, and she's only occasionally gotten pregnant from it. BUT SHE HAS.

Or else she's just an idiot, assumes she knows everything and that nothing bad or unplanned will ever happen to her, and just wants to go on believing that her fairy tale existence will continue forever, so comes up with that winner to reassure herself.

God I hope it's the second. For the kids' sake, not for that moron.

[cinema guy]

There used to be a small local shop here in town (Grand Opening).

'Grand Opening' sounds like a good name for an adult store.

[Cyphr]

http://xkcd.com/236/

thats where i got the idea from but since its a porn store and not a grocery store i had to come up with something a bit more ..errr... odd?

[Salted Grump]

Or else she's just an idiot, assumes she knows everything and that nothing bad or unplanned will ever happen to her, and just wants to go on believing that her fairy tale existence will continue forever, so comes up with that winner to reassure herself.

God I hope it's the second. For the kids' sake, not for that moron.

No offense to anyone still in their teens, but I've found that most tend to believe in the three 'I's

Invincible, Infallible, and Infertile.

[Dorath]

Vibrators shaped like little people.
These are actually a historical relic, in the 19th century it wasn't acceptable(particularly in Asia) for a woman to have a "sex" toy, so dildo's were made in the shape of dolls, and disguised by dressing them up with doll clothes. For some freaking reason this idea has carried on to present day toys, and things are STILL produced that resemble people and have "faces" soooo creepy.

There's a company that makes Jesus, crucifix, and Buddha dildos.

[auntiem]

Firstly, I'm going to believe you that she was *just* 18 because you would presumably have checked her ID before selling her anything.

Secondly, I'm going to look around in shocked horror that nobody else seems to find this horrendously disturbing.

Think of the implications of what she's saying: She's used them before, for other than their intended purpose, against the instruction of professionals, and she's only occasionally gotten pregnant from it. BUT SHE HAS.

Or else she's just an idiot, assumes she knows everything and that nothing bad or unplanned will ever happen to her, and just wants to go on believing that her fairy tale existence will continue forever, so comes up with that winner to reassure herself.

God I hope it's the second. For the kids' sake, not for that moron.

I read this and thought USUALLY ?!
I'm also hoping you had to check her ID for her to be in the store - not to purchase condoms.

[Dreamstalker]

'Grand Opening' sounds like a good name for an adult store.

It was a fun place, too bad it closed down. The continued/increasing lack of independent stores in this area is starting to get depressing.

[Broomjockey]

[Jayne]"I could stand to hear a little more."[/Jayne]

Rapscallion

I find that especially funny as I was just thinking "Gods, I can't know this!"[/Mal]

[JuniorMintz]

You know, I gotta say, when you have the right showerhead, all the rest of this stuff seems needlessly complicated...

[cinema guy]

JM, now I need a shower - a cold one!

[DGoddessChardonnay]

'Grand Opening' sounds like a good name for an adult store.

And underneath you could have a sign reading: Come on in.

[Sliceanddice]

I love sex shops, they are fun, though you find some cool stuff on the net too.... Im still in love with the Pink Souless eye bear
my favoite toy story is Eden Fantasy they have clip on body jewelry from nipples to.... well lower... way lower and a large varity of harnesses and weird pink bondage stuff i love

they don't bring your hoo ha

wait what.... we have thread about the personal toy business and you said... hoo ha...??? lol

[Broomjockey]

wait what.... we have thread about the personal toy business and you said... hoo ha...??? lol

Yeah, because if you notice, despite the rampant TMI'ing, no one's actually been explicit.

[Sliceanddice]

put privite parts or personal area is mush more adult!