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    1. What do you get if you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

    2. Schrödinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn’t.

    3. I tried walking up a hill without a watch but had neither the time nor the inclination.

    4. What's the difference between ignorance and apathy? I don't know and I don't care.

    5. What do you get when you cross an octopus with a cow? A reprimand from the Scientific Integrity and Professional Ethics Committee and immediate withdrawal of your grant funding.

    6. Your mom is so mean, she has no standard deviation.

    7. A German asks for a martini. "Dry?" says the bartender. "Nein, just one."

    8. Two women walk into a bar and discuss the Bechdel test.

    9. Pavlov is sitting at a bar, when all of the sudden the phone rings. Pavlov gasps, "Oh no, I forgot to feed the dogs".

    10. How many Marxists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, the lightbulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.

    11. I have kleptomania, but when it gets bad, I take something for it.
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  • #2
    Hee hee hee.

    Which one, out of curiosity?
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    • #3
      I don't know about mjr, but I had to look up Bechdel test. Everything else I got right off the bat.
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      • #4
        I had to look up the Bechdel test to get #8, but I don't understand #5.
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        • #5
          I think that point of #5 is that you take a classic joke:
          What do you get when you cross a chicken with an octopus? Drumsticks for the entire family.

          And instead point out that cross species breeding is an ethics violation. Which, in my opinion, ruins the joke.

          And yes, I also had to look up Bechdel.
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          • #6
            My friend was happy her baby passed his Apgar Test.
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            • #7
              Quoth EricKei View Post
              Hee hee hee.

              Which one, out of curiosity?
              The Bechdel test one. Just because I'd completely forgotten what it was.
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