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    Just got my new laptop today from the store, http://www.bestbuy.com/site/HP+-+17....&skuId=4810952, and I'm totally having a geekspasm.

    It has a built in fingerprint scanner.

    So I spent the car ride back home scanning in each finger, and tethering programs to open depending on which finger I swipe.

    I feel like this right now:



    (Hopefully that image is okay, if not, TOTALLY UNDERSTANDABLE)
    By popular request....I am now officially the Enemy of Normalcy.

    "What is unobtainium? To Seraph, it's a normal client. :P" -- Observant Friend

  • #2
    Oh so understandable . . . .

    /drool
    They say that God only gives us what we can handle. Apparently, God thinks I'm a bad ass.

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    • #3
      yarr, I'm still drooling here and cackling like an idiot.

      And now, hubby's already informed me that now I'm obliged to use it for work and earn that new couch, LOL.
      By popular request....I am now officially the Enemy of Normalcy.

      "What is unobtainium? To Seraph, it's a normal client. :P" -- Observant Friend

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      • #4
        Ooh, I never thought of tethering programmes to the fingerprint scanner. I'm going to have to play with mine to see if I can get it to do that.

        ...and there goes my afternoon...
        I speak English, L33t, Sarcasm and basic Idiot.

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        • #5
          But what program do you open with your middle finger?

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          • #6
            Quoth Gravekeeper View Post
            But what program do you open with your middle finger?
            Internet Explorer of course.
            Happiness is the exercise of vital powers along lines of excellence in a life affording you scope.

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            • #7
              Facebook, ironically.
              By popular request....I am now officially the Enemy of Normalcy.

              "What is unobtainium? To Seraph, it's a normal client. :P" -- Observant Friend

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              • #8
                Quoth Seraph View Post
                Facebook, ironically.
                Love it!!!
                The large print giveth, and the small print taketh away.

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                • #9
                  WANT.!1!1!!
                  In my heart, in my soul, I'm a woman for rock & roll.
                  She's as fast as slugs on barbituates.

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                  • #10
                    Now that is one beast ass laptop!!!
                    I don't get paid enough to kiss your a**! -Groezig 5/31/08
                    Another day...another million braincells lost...-Sarlon 6/16/08
                    Chivalry is not dead. It's just direly underappreciated. -Samaliel 9/15/09

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                    • #11
                      I JELLY!

                      Or, in non-trollspeak : I'm jealous!
                      Long days, short nights, a bottle of NOS makes it all right.

                      Canadians Unite !

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                      • #12
                        Quoth Gravekeeper View Post
                        But what program do you open with your middle finger?
                        Quoth Seraph View Post
                        Facebook, ironically.
                        Does that mean when we talk on FB you flipped me the bird?
                        https://purplefish-quilting.square.site/

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                        • #13
                          ......poooooooossibly? On accident?
                          By popular request....I am now officially the Enemy of Normalcy.

                          "What is unobtainium? To Seraph, it's a normal client. :P" -- Observant Friend

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                          • #14
                            *sniff sniff*

                            I thought we were friends.

                            j/k I <3 youuu
                            https://purplefish-quilting.square.site/

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                            • #15
                              Quoth taurinejunkie View Post
                              I JELLY!

                              Or, in non-trollspeak : I'm jealous!
                              Um. This.

                              I WANT!
                              Driver Picks the Music, Shotgun Shuts His Cakehole.
                              Supernatural 9-13-05 to forever

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