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Every kind of SC ever mentioned here rolled into one evil, evil, human:
http://www.theonion.com/content/opin...thers_makes_me
http://www.theonion.com/content/opin...thers_makes_me
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*twitches* I dunno if I want to laugh or cry ???Comment
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~shakes head~ Seems to me he's trying to get a rise out of people. I wish him health and happiness, because people will take issue with his article become very angry. Not everyone is as nice as the people on this forum.A lion however, will only devour your corpse, whereas an SC is not sated until they have destroyed your soul. (Quote per infinitemonkies)Comment
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...um.....you guys do know the Onion is satire right? The articles aren't real, its a fake news site. -.-Comment
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As I said I didn't know weither to laugh or cry.Comment
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Oh. What can I say but
A lion however, will only devour your corpse, whereas an SC is not sated until they have destroyed your soul. (Quote per infinitemonkies)Comment
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This is the same news outlet that produced stories such as Nation's Porn Stars Demand To Be Fucked Harder and Half-Naked Kissinger Thrown Out Of U.S. News And World Report Mansion.
Yes, there are several The Onion books in the I.P. Freleigh Commemorative Library. Why do you ask?Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil.
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