The End of the Auctioneer?

[Cooper]

Everyone take a moment for the Auctioneer.

She is the one whose son got cut while out on a boat, so badly he probably needed stitches, then decided to go back out anyway.
She is the one who talks at 100 miles per hour. So fast, that coworkers hand the phone to me as I'm one of the few able to keep up with her.
She called us from her father's deathbed to let us know she was still coming to pick up a rental, despite being at her father's deathbed.

Auctioneer called today, and told my mother that she was going to jail, and probably wouldn't rent from us anymore.

So... [beat] moment taken.

Goodbye Auctioneer. You added some very strange color to my first retail job.

[Argabarga]

Going once......... Going twice............

[dalesys]

Going...... Going...... Gong!

[Aethian]

Gong!

...gong...?

[PatchO'Black]

...gong...?

Sure. With an act as bad as that, I'm not surprised they got the gong...

[dalesys]

Going...... Going...... Gong!

Sure. With an act as bad as that, I'm not surprised they got the gong...

We're ever ready around here... Forget the White Rabbit, somebody shoot that pink one.

[roxtar]

... were I to be going to jail... I'd certainly not go calling around announcing it to the world.

[Cooper]

To be honest, considering that she called from her father's deathbed, to let us know he was going to die soon and she's still coming to pick up a boat... I'm not surprised she called us. It just adds to her collective weirdness.

[Sapphire Silk]

OK, someone has clearly been doing a little too much crystal meth. Which explains why that lady is probably going to jail.

[Ironclad Alibi]

She called us from her father's deathbed to let us know she was still coming to pick up a rental, despite being at her father's deathbed.

Was she planning a burial at sea?