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So about five minutes ago I was sitting here in my 'Wolfness, chillaxin' on my day off, when I get a call from work.
-Nobody- showed up. Nobody, except one Manager, who was the one to call me. He had people calling out left and right until nobody was left. What kind of illness is going around? Yesterday's truck wasn't that bad. O.o There was less angry angsty banter amongst the staff than usual. Had some pretty fun customers, sure.
Now nobody's at work. I'm going to go in and have to mix paint, which I do not know how to do, and man the plumbing and electronic areas, which I know diddly about, and handle seasonal assembly questions, nada, and tackle all twelve aisles of hardware, which I do anyway but at least have backups.
"Sorry for the wait, m'dear, but I'm the only one here who can help you."
I will assign all of you a number. I will then roll a single die. If your number is higher than six, that means that I do not like you because you didn't say excuse me, please, or hello to me.
... damnit, I really need to start doing that. That sounds like an interesting idea.
-Nobody- showed up. Nobody, except one Manager, who was the one to call me. He had people calling out left and right until nobody was left. What kind of illness is going around? Yesterday's truck wasn't that bad. O.o There was less angry angsty banter amongst the staff than usual. Had some pretty fun customers, sure.
Now nobody's at work. I'm going to go in and have to mix paint, which I do not know how to do, and man the plumbing and electronic areas, which I know diddly about, and handle seasonal assembly questions, nada, and tackle all twelve aisles of hardware, which I do anyway but at least have backups.
"Sorry for the wait, m'dear, but I'm the only one here who can help you."
I will assign all of you a number. I will then roll a single die. If your number is higher than six, that means that I do not like you because you didn't say excuse me, please, or hello to me.
... damnit, I really need to start doing that. That sounds like an interesting idea.
And I also feel for LP, who's going to have a fit when they see how much gets stolen without staff to cover the floor.
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