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Old 11-21-2016, 05:52 PM
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Quoth greek_jester View Post
Was this Monty Python?
Yes, very good. And now I'm going to go try to think of something that isn't obscure fanfiction.
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Old 11-21-2016, 10:38 PM
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Quoth Kristev View Post
She'll sing at me, you know she will. That one was forgotten. I think it comes from Keeping Up Appearances.
Yup. Hyacinth is like the ultimate pompous SC. I also love how she calls mugs/cups "beakers."
Replace anger management with stupidity management.

Old 11-22-2016, 05:47 AM
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Quoth EricKei View Post
"Write your letters in the sand
For the day I take your hand
In the land that our grandchildren knew"
Queen - '39. Love that song.

"It happens, sometimes. People just explode. Natural causes."
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Old 11-22-2016, 08:22 AM
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Quoth EricKei View Post
"Don't you try to outweird me, I get stranger things than you free with my breakfast cereal."
Ha, finally remembered! It's Hitchiker's Guide to the Galaxy!

Still waiting for someone to get this one:


“No-one likes being told it's their lucky day. That sort of thing does not bode well. When someone tells you it's your lucky day, something bad is about to happen.”
"It is traditional when asking for help or advice to listen to the answers you receive" - RealUnimportant

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Old 11-22-2016, 05:09 PM
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Adam and GJ: Yup and yup.


"[This] works like no ordinary tranquilizer can. It puts the cat out all night, and keeps the neighbor kids in their own damn yard. [It] removes unwanted fingerprints from walls; [it] removes unwanted walls from fingerprints!"
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"Our psychic powers only work if the customer has a mind to read" - me
"Never assume your users are stupid, but never forget that they are." ~ anon. engineer
“Last night, you were unhinged. You were like some desperate, howling demon. You frightened me. Do it again.” - Morticia Addams

"Sexual intellectuals. They're f@%#ing know-it-alls" - Chuck Yeager
"Good men don't need rules; today is not the day to find out why I have so many." - The Doctor
"[Friendship,] like philosophy, like art, like the universe itself … has no survival value; rather it is one of those things which give value to survival.” ~ C. S. Lewis

Old 11-22-2016, 05:57 PM
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Sounds like Gallagher stand-up act, selling the classic Sledge-O-Matic!

No one has answered mine from page 3 yet...
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Old 11-22-2016, 07:23 PM
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Quoth mjr View Post
"I'm gonna barbecue yo @$$ in molasses!"
Smokey and the Bandit

"I can't lie to you about your chances, but... you have my sympathies."
I'm trying to see things from your point of view, but I can't get my head that far up my keister!

Who is John Galt?
-Ayn Rand, Atlas Shrugged

Old 11-22-2016, 08:08 PM
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"I don't care if she did put an ice cube in your underwear! Girls will do that. You mustn't hit her with the dog! Now until I get back, you're the man of the house. Yes, I know Mommy thinks she is, but you really are!"
Mash. Henry to his son on the phone.
"I don't have to be petty. The Universe does that for me."

Old 11-23-2016, 11:48 PM
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hopefully I wont get in trouble for this one
"Are we awake? We're not sure, are we black? Yes we are. Then we are awake and we are very puzzled."
Sorry its a whole conversation
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Old 11-25-2016, 03:59 PM
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"Are we awake? We're not sure, are we black? Yes we are. Then we are awake and we are very puzzled."
Blazing Saddles

“Without pain, how could we know joy?' This is an old argument in the field of thinking about suffering and its stupidity and lack of sophistication could be plumbed for centuries but suffice it to say that the existence of broccoli does not, in any way, affect the taste of chocolate.”
“We are the superhero. None of us, individually, but all of us together.”
― Hank Green
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