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  • #16
    Where am

    Google= Where amazing things happen
    Yahoo= Where am I going?

    Yahoo wins
    Hinakiba777- Student of Divinity-Always trying to get laid.

    Annoying student=I pay tuition here so I pay your salary!
    Desk Worker=I pay tuition here, too. So I guess I pay myself.

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    • #17
      Does Google....

      Google:...voice use minutes
      Yahoo:.....how does Google make money


      Does Yahoo......

      Yahoo:....how does Yahoo make money
      Google:...support imap

      So, in conclusion, apparently Yahoo has a money fixation, and Google is more tech inclined.

      Mike
      Meow.........

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      • #18
        Get the hell...

        Google: Get the hell out of the way of the volcano.
        Yahoo: You can't get the hell out of Texas.

        Shockingly, yahoo wins. I'm stunned, as I had money on the volcano.

        First down and...

        Google: First down and stassney
        Yahoo: First down and a lifetime to go

        Google wins for pure randomness.

        Stop that...


        Google: Stop that booty here we come
        Yahoo: Stop that sandwich

        PUSH!

        Yahoo is...


        Google: Yahoo is shutting down on november 17th
        Yahoo: Yahoo is evil

        Apparently neither one is impressed by yahoo. Win to Yahoo for both honesty and not making late promises.

        Google is...


        Google: Google is going to take over the world
        Yahoo: Google is better than Yahoo

        Apparently both ARE impressed by Google. Win to Google for looking at the bigger picture.

        "The Customer Is Always Right...But The Bartender Decides Who Is
        Still A Customer."

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        • #19
          Where's the.....

          Google: math
          Yahoo: beef

          Yahoo wins, b/c a Wendy's Triple, everything minus cheese, is a damn sight tastier than algebra!


          Is that.....

          Google: all there is
          Yahoo: who the f is that

          In honor of Peggy Lee, Google wins that one.

          Mike
          Meow.........

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          • #20
            Where does

            Google: where does miley cyrus live(stalker much?)

            Yahoo: where does the vice president live(so many stalker ones)


            Why doesn't

            Yahoo: Why doesn't he call

            Google: Why doesn't hello kitty have a mouth?

            Google wins for teh awesomeness.
            My Wajas cave

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            • #21
              Here goes nothing . . . . or not . . . .

              "If I wanna"

              Google: If I wanna relax with nature dissidia

              Yahoo: If I wanna take a guy home with me tonight

              Both sound like pretty much the same thing to me . . .
              Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)

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              • #22
                ok...
                "I am.."

                Yahoo: Activity
                Google: Bored
                As i did it in that order, I think google came up with a good one there

                "Shall I.."

                Yahoo: Get to Blighty
                Google: Compare thee to a summer day

                Poetic

                "Will it"

                Yahoo: snow
                Google: rain today

                Yahoo wins that one.... we've got inches outside & its still coming down!
                Arp happens!

                Just when I was getting used to yesterday, along came today.

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                • #23
                  Why should:

                  Yahoo: Why should we hire you
                  Google: Why should we hire you

                  Hmmm .... are they really looking for new employees?

                  I am:

                  Yahoo: I am legend
                  Google: I am bored

                  I prefer Yahoo - I am a legend!

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                  • #24
                    Quoth idrinkarum View Post


                    I am:

                    Yahoo: I am legend
                    Google: I am bored

                    I prefer Yahoo - I am a legend!
                    That's me fallen out with Yahoo now... you're a Legend, I got activity
                    Arp happens!

                    Just when I was getting used to yesterday, along came today.

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                    • #25
                      Who is...

                      G: Lady Gaga
                      Y: isn't getting a tax rebate

                      But I actually liked Google's third response the best: my doppelganger.

                      Why did...

                      Y: I get married
                      G: I get married too

                      Can he [space]...

                      Y: score
                      G: score too

                      Can he[no space]...

                      Y: foods that can help you sleep
                      G: can herpes be cured
                      "I look at the stars. It's a clear night and the Milky Way seems so near. That's where I'll be going soon. "We are all star stuff." I suddenly remember Delenn's line from Joe's script. Not a bad prospect. I am not afraid. In the meantime, let me close my eyes and sense the beauty around me. And take that breath under the dark sky full of stars. Breathe in. Breathe out. That's all."
                      -Mira Furlan

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                      • #26
                        Why does my...

                        Yahoo--Why does my computer freeze?
                        Google--Why does my belly button smell?

                        I think Google wins this one going away.
                        Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil.

                        "I never said I wasn't a horrible person."--Me, almost daily

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                        • #27
                          Quoth Cazzi View Post
                          That's me fallen out with Yahoo now... you're a Legend, I got activity
                          Yahoo told you that you're an activity?

                          OoO!

                          What kind of activity?

                          Sorry about that ... you can be a Legend with me, if you'd like.

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                          • #28
                            Quoth idrinkarum View Post

                            Yahoo told you that you're an activity?
                            The most boring kind knowing my luck

                            you can be a Legend with me, if you'd like.
                            YAY!!
                            Arp happens!

                            Just when I was getting used to yesterday, along came today.

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                            • #29
                              OK, since I can't get to sleep...here are the ones I did. Took me a while to physically get onto the US Yahoo website, since I believe that gives a better clarity.

                              Are there....

                              Google: aliens.
                              Yahoo: aliens

                              Are the:

                              Google: shops open on Australia Day? ()
                              Yahoo: Nothing.

                              I am...

                              Google: Bored.
                              Yahoo: legend.

                              Who are...

                              Google: The kardashians?
                              Yahoo: you

                              What does it feel like...

                              Google: To be fingered. ()
                              Yahoo: To die.
                              The best professors are mad scientists! -Zoom

                              Now queen of USSR-Land...

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                              • #30
                                How do I keep...

                                Google: my cat away from the Christmas tree?

                                Yahoo: cats out of my garden?

                                It seems cats aren't as popular as the internet had led me to believe.
                                I pray for the strength to change what I can, the inability to change what I can't, and the incapacity to tell the difference -Calvin, Calvin & Hobbes

                                Being a pessimist and cynical wouldn't be so bad if I wasn't right so often!

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