Basically too small for an individual SC thread. Since they all happened at the service desk I'll put them together. Feel free to add your own.
That's not how Lotto works dickhead.
So an older gentleman (but not so old as to be able to claim senility) came up to the SD. He wanted to return a lotto ticket. His reasoning? He didn't win anything, he wanted a new one. Keep in mind in this province we don't have any guarantee everytime winner type tickets. He straight up wanted to play again so he could get free money.
We are not responsible for you forgetting you bought something.
Customer comes in wanting to return some frozen shrimp.
SC: I would like to return these.
Me: Okay, why are you returning it? Is something wrong with the product?
SC: yes, it's expired.
Me: I'm sorry that happened. Do you have the receipt?
SC: No, and oh and it was on BOGO sale.
Me: Okay, when was the item purchased. I can probably look it up.
SC: August.
Me: August? It's July right now sir (thinking he got his dates mixed up because I still have some hope for humanity apparently).
SC: Yes, I'm aware (que irritated voice). I bought it last, no the year before.
Me: (deadpan) So August of 2016...
SC: Yes (definitely irritated voice), we forgot we put it in the freezer and I guess it got buried. We cleaned it out the other day and found it again. Only we can't eat it now~ *insert whining voice*.
Me: I'm sorry sir, but we can't be responsible for you having forgot about it and so not consuming it before it's best before date. It's been two years already and we can no longer be reimbursed for the claim.
SC: But we bought it and can't eat it now. You have to take it back and give us money.
Me: Here let me get my manager so they can [say the exact same thing I just did. And warn them to call WIC] explain it better [hopefully in small words you can understand.
Do I look like a fucking ATM to you?
Typical customer comes up with a chocolate bar and demands cash back.
SC: I want $700 CB, I need to pay my rent soon.
Me: I'm sorry but we don't have that kind of cash. [try an actual ATM, that's what they are there for]
SC: This is the lotto desk, I know you have lots of money.
Me: unfortunately not enough for that. We don't carry much because of theft liability issues this late at night.
SC: well that's not good customer service! How did you even become a CS cashier with that attitude!
Me: I'm sorry [no I'm not shitface. There are literally 6 banks within a 5minute walk that all have ATMs available] we don't have that kind of cash at the moment.
SC: *scoffs and stomps off*
That's not how Lotto works dickhead.
So an older gentleman (but not so old as to be able to claim senility) came up to the SD. He wanted to return a lotto ticket. His reasoning? He didn't win anything, he wanted a new one. Keep in mind in this province we don't have any guarantee everytime winner type tickets. He straight up wanted to play again so he could get free money.
We are not responsible for you forgetting you bought something.
Customer comes in wanting to return some frozen shrimp.
SC: I would like to return these.
Me: Okay, why are you returning it? Is something wrong with the product?
SC: yes, it's expired.
Me: I'm sorry that happened. Do you have the receipt?
SC: No, and oh and it was on BOGO sale.
Me: Okay, when was the item purchased. I can probably look it up.
SC: August.
Me: August? It's July right now sir (thinking he got his dates mixed up because I still have some hope for humanity apparently).
SC: Yes, I'm aware (que irritated voice). I bought it last, no the year before.
Me: (deadpan) So August of 2016...
SC: Yes (definitely irritated voice), we forgot we put it in the freezer and I guess it got buried. We cleaned it out the other day and found it again. Only we can't eat it now~ *insert whining voice*.
Me: I'm sorry sir, but we can't be responsible for you having forgot about it and so not consuming it before it's best before date. It's been two years already and we can no longer be reimbursed for the claim.
SC: But we bought it and can't eat it now. You have to take it back and give us money.
Me: Here let me get my manager so they can [say the exact same thing I just did. And warn them to call WIC] explain it better [hopefully in small words you can understand.
Do I look like a fucking ATM to you?
Typical customer comes up with a chocolate bar and demands cash back.
SC: I want $700 CB, I need to pay my rent soon.
Me: I'm sorry but we don't have that kind of cash. [try an actual ATM, that's what they are there for]
SC: This is the lotto desk, I know you have lots of money.
Me: unfortunately not enough for that. We don't carry much because of theft liability issues this late at night.
SC: well that's not good customer service! How did you even become a CS cashier with that attitude!
Me: I'm sorry [no I'm not shitface. There are literally 6 banks within a 5minute walk that all have ATMs available] we don't have that kind of cash at the moment.
SC: *scoffs and stomps off*
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