o_O Wow that escalated! Love it though!
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Quoth MadMike View Post"Stupidity is not a handicap! Do not park here!"Engaged to the sweet Mytical He is my Black Dragon (and yes, a good one) strong, protective, the guardian. I am his Silver Dragon, always by his side, shining for him, cherishing him.
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Quoth terakhan View PostThis is a special brand of stupid. Broke the law previously and got cited for it, failed to show at court (at least I think that is how a bench warrant gets issued), then breaks the law again, probably in the same way, and gets caught because he is too stupid to think anything of the cops being there.
Source: Daddy was a state trooper"I've put in so many enigmas and puzzles that it will keep the professors busy for centuries arguing over what I meant, and that's the only way of insuring one's immortality."
- James Joyce
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Quoth blas View PostI've never understood while people with active bench warrants or other warrants tend to continue doing stupid things to get themselves caught.
Of course, it's best to just pay your tickets or take responsibility, but if you're going to avoid the long hard dick of the law, don't do anything else illegal or anything to call attention to yourself. Sheesh.
I heard one store of a guy wanted on charges of something. He was with his partner when their car broke down. The cops came by and gave them a lift to help them out, get them where they needed to go. One of them opened his mouth about finally being arrested for drug smuggling or something, but the cops had no idea until the one of the wanted men opened his mouth. Maybe that was paranoia.
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Quoth blas View PostI've never understood while people with active bench warrants or other warrants tend to continue doing stupid things to get themselves caught.Labor boards have info on local laws for free
HR believes the first person in the door
Learn how to go over whackamole bosses' heads safely
Document everything
CS proves Dunning-Kruger effect
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Quoth emax4 View PostI too have wondered similar things. You hear of drug dealers and other baddies getting caught from something simple as a busted taillight.Sometimes life is altered.
Break from the ropes your hands are tied.
Uneasy with confrontation.
Won't turn out right. Can't turn out right
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Why did I imagine a VW Bus all covered in hippy-type paint and symbols, with big bubbly letters across the front and sides and a custom license plate that all say "Karma"..?
Also, that granny wins. Please tell me people were cheering her on!Look, a signature!
If every cashier in the world went on strike, retail would come to a screeching halt, even if for a couple hours.
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Quoth Grumpy View PostSC yells at Cop 1.
Cop 2 handcuffs SC.
SC screams "Why are you arresting me?"
Cop 2 says "There's a bench warrant out for you. Unpaid parking tickets."
Cop 1 and Cop 2 place SC in back of police car.
Granny flips SC off and does a little end-zone dance.
Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha!!!! That was awesome.I question my sanity every day. Sometimes it answers.
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