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  • #16
    Quoth dendawg View Post
    No doubt! Some waitresses would give their right boob () for a tip percentage like that.
    I would gladly give that tip if that was what was on offer....
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    • #17
      Now I'm going to share the story about the time I tipped %200 at a diner while I was traveling. I walked in carrying a book and a jacket. The first waitress started walking me to a table and another one showed up and told the first one that she wasn't paying attention and that I didn't want that table and started showing me to a different one.

      OK, whatever, I followed her while the first waitress argued with her a little because nobody wanted that table because it was too hot. Second waitress told her that I had a book so wanted light and that I was carrying a jacket because I thought I'd get cold.

      $10 dinner. $20 tip.

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      • #18
        Quoth Slave to the Phone View Post
        Now I'm going to share the story about the time I tipped %200 at a diner while I was traveling. I walked in carrying a book and a jacket. The first waitress started walking me to a table and another one showed up and told the first one that she wasn't paying attention and that I didn't want that table and started showing me to a different one.

        OK, whatever, I followed her while the first waitress argued with her a little because nobody wanted that table because it was too hot. Second waitress told her that I had a book so wanted light and that I was carrying a jacket because I thought I'd get cold.

        $10 dinner. $20 tip.
        That's some Sherlock Holmes level of deduction right there.
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        • #19
          Quoth Mr Hero View Post
          That's some Sherlock Holmes level of deduction right there.
          It paid off for her AND hopefully helped demonstrate to the first waitress that single book-carrying customers aren't a bad thing.

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          • #20
            Quoth Slave to the Phone View Post
            It paid off for her AND hopefully helped demonstrate to the first waitress that single book-carrying customers aren't a bad thing.
            When my mom comes to visit we go out to eat at several different places. She always notices people by themselves with a book. She's not being negative, but she says where she lives (my hometown) she almost NEVER sees people eat alone. And when she does see someone it is usually a guy. So she thinks it's pretty awesome that in this town there isn't such negativity attached to eating alone. I don't know why waitstaff would automatically think it's bad...
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            • #21
              Quoth notalwaysright View Post
              When my mom comes to visit we go out to eat at several different places. She always notices people by themselves with a book. She's not being negative, but she says where she lives (my hometown) she almost NEVER sees people eat alone. And when she does see someone it is usually a guy. So she thinks it's pretty awesome that in this town there isn't such negativity attached to eating alone. I don't know why waitstaff would automatically think it's bad...
              Single patron = small check. If you are a jerk waiter, it means you get paid a little less for that table.
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              • #22
                Quoth mhkohne View Post
                Single patron = small check. If you are a jerk waiter, it means you get paid a little less for that table.
                On the other hand, single patron=easy table (hopefully) so if you're a good waiter, it means you get paid a little extra for only a little extra effort.
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                • #23
                  Quoth Mr Hero View Post
                  On the other hand, single patron=easy table (hopefully) so if you're a good waiter, it means you get paid a little extra for only a little extra effort.
                  Not to mention the fact that a big table might leave a metric ton of mess (especially if some of the patrons are under the age of ten) with a measly or non existent tip. A friend of mine who used to be a waitress always hated large parties with small children, cuz that nearly always meant loads of work rushing around doing drink refills, a gargantuan mess to clean up afterwards (including, once, a used nappy dumped under a chair) and often, no tip or just a couple of pounds. She much preferred couples or people dining alone, as it didn't matter if she got a small tip, she didn't have to rush around like a blue arsed fly or clean up for hours after.
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                  • #24
                    Quoth Slave to the Phone View Post
                    OK, whatever, I followed her while the first waitress argued with her a little because nobody wanted that table because it was too hot. Second waitress told her that I had a book so wanted light and that I was carrying a jacket because I thought I'd get cold.
                    Quoth Mr Hero View Post
                    That's some Sherlock Holmes level of deduction right there.
                    And I can tell you what kind of Sherlock Holmes deduction it was - Elementary, my dear Watson.
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