Legend of the Honeyman

[BookstoreEscapee]

About a litre of premium around these here parts...

actually, i paid 2.48/gallon yesterday, i was a little surprised...

sad that that seems cheap

[BaristaGirl]

"You masturbate one time in a TwinkleDollars..."
And that's why he'd never get a 'hot barista'. However, to be an enabler here, there is a 'Women of TwinkleDollars' Playboy DVD out there, he could go buy one of those, and masturbate at home... they get naked... he doesn't have to imagine anything.
Or, perhaps the reverse is what's happening. He owns that DVD, and is coming into the store because the women on the DVD are too... distant for him, they're not real so he goes into a store to see them in real time, and imagine them stripping in the store...?
Probably putting way too much thought into his actions.

Wow. I... did not know that. Thank you. Now that I know that, I'll be sure to point him in the right direction if I should ever cross paths with him again. XD "Excuse me, sir? Could you please just buy the DVD and leave us alone? Or, Dunks is just next door..." XD *evil!*

Yeah, I'm gonna go with "because he's hella crazy" and leave it at that. XD Though it is funny I'm not the only one to overthink this.

[Becks]

actually, i paid 2.48/gallon yesterday, i was a little surprised...

sad that that seems cheap

I know the feeling.

I'm getting old. Stupid gas prices.

Good thing I don't have my own car.

[Namrepus221]

The one in the OP makes me angry since it's a socipathical attitude (I'd think he's more BPD and OCD), and if he keeps doing and doing it, as much as I LOATHE commitment, I think it'd be the only viable solution, at least for a while.

Now namrepus' OCD makes me sad. at least it doesn't seems so far to impede him at the gas station (we haven't seen him at other aspects of life) but OCD is not an easy disease. not at all.

Acctually... I have OCD myself.

I am just somewhat frightened because I've never seen a case like that so upclose and personal.

I know my case of it is minor and is easily controllable with medication. But this is "Monk" level kinda stuff.

[Imogene]

Wow. I... did not know that.

The things you learn when you're forced to do the price changes in the porn section of the video store. Seriously, the AM, whom I loved to death, seriously, would do the rest of the mark down/pull down sheets, and leave the porn for me to sort through, because of my sorting skills, I guess... I could look through the section maybe three times, and know precisely what we had in the section, and sometimes knew where it was, as well.

[Killer Bees]

Funny how you never hear about women doing things like that in public, only guys.

At least if the guy had a big donger, you could record him on your camera phone and whack it on You-Tube. Imagine the hits!

[Gurndigarn]

Funny how you never hear about women doing things like that in public, only guys.

We've had a few stories here about women doing it, too. And one of the managers for a location I took care of had an interesting story about a prior resturaunt he managed. Had a woman enter wearing a long coat, high heels, and nothing else, who promptly started giving the rest of the place a peep show. When he called her on it, she stood up, let the coat slip off, insinuated that he was less than a man, and sashayed out.

[BaristaGirl]

We've had a few stories here about women doing it, too. And one of the managers for a location I took care of had an interesting story about a prior resturaunt he managed. Had a woman enter wearing a long coat, high heels, and nothing else, who promptly started giving the rest of the place a peep show. When he called her on it, she stood up, let the coat slip off, insinuated that he was less than a man, and sashayed out.

*Ahem* Deeeeeeceeeeency laaaaaaaaaaaaaaws. Parents bring their kids into TD all the freakin' time for hot chocolate or whatever. That's what really gets me. At least, if everybody in the store is 18 or older, (or really, over 14, as long as they understand what's going on or whatever,) not too much harm is done before we kick him out, except that one of my co-workers or I have to clean up after his hairy-palmed ass. And, yeah, I can shower with rubbing alcohol and a brillo pad after work.

You can't bathe a 4-year-old's brain in rubbing alcohol and a brillo pad. It's, apparently, "illegal," (or so Children's Services tells me... j/k) and doesn't help the child get over the potentially harmful event. How do you explain to little Billy what the weird guy in the corner is doing?

"Well, Billy, when a man loves himself a whole lot......"

[Banrion]

Can you maybe PM me the license plate number and a description so that I make sure I stay FAR FAR away from any TD's he may be visiting?? Unfortunately, he sounds like the type that would LOVE the TD's in my town.

[Imogene]

At least if the guy had a big donger, you could record him on your camera phone and whack it on You-Tube.

Phrasing!? *scrubs her mind quickly* And YouTube doesn't allow porn of any sort on their site. Not hard core, not soft core, no nudity, no exceptions.

[Daphne]

My library had a major problem with masturbators in our computer lab about a year ago. I wasn't there at the time, but I've heard the stories. Since our system is sophisticated enough to tell who was on a certain computer at any point during the day, we can give the authorities the person's name and address should they make a run for it. There are some sick, sick individuals out there.

[BaristaGirl]

The best thing would be to call the police on the guy. Ugh, it's definitely a public decency thing. Also, a biological hazard if there's any... er... residue where he was sitting.

That's just it; he is legally banned from ALL TD LOCATIONS. But he just keeps coming back, trying to tell baristas, "Oh, I've worked it out with your manager," when we've been told full well he hasn't, and such.

We are really meticulous about keeping everything clean, so that isn't as much of a problem as you'd think it'd be. ^.^ I know, I'm on a very commited team, and we all keep things as clean as is humanly possible. I just feel bad for my poor co-worker R who had to take his order. XD

[Gurndigarn]

That's just it; he is legally banned from ALL TD LOCATIONS. But he just keeps coming back, trying to tell baristas, "Oh, I've worked it out with your manager," when we've been told full well he hasn't, and such.

Is it documented that he's not allowed on premises? Time to call the cops.

[BaristaGirl]

Is it documented that he's not allowed on premises? Time to call the cops.

Thankfully, he's surprisingly non-confrontational, and if someone gets very up in his face or threatens to call the police, he will leave, 'cause he knows he isn't supposed to be there. So all we have to do is explain to him very clearly that he needs to get the heck out of our store. XD

[Gurndigarn]

Thankfully, he's surprisingly non-confrontational, and if someone gets very up in his face or threatens to call the police, he will leave, 'cause he knows he isn't supposed to be there. So all we have to do is explain to him very clearly that he needs to get the heck out of our store. XD

Yeah, but if he got hauled off once, he might actually not return.