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  • #31
    ohhh suicide movie.... and the hours is always good

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    • #32
      Quoth Rapscallion View Post
      Rule 236, Section L, subsection Lamda, paragraph three.
      Funny how I missed that one the first three times I read the rules.

      Quoth Rapscallion View Post
      People say we have too many rules, but they do come in useful from time to time.
      Who says we have too many? We don't have enough! We need MORE!!!!
      Unseen but seeing
      oh dear, now they're masquerading as sane-KiaKat
      There isn't enough interpretive dance in the workplace these days-Irv
      3rd shift needs love, too
      RIP, mo bhrionglóid

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      • #33
        Quoth Kara_CS View Post
        Toe-May-Toe, Toe-Mah-Toe

        ME: I understand your phone is broken?
        SM: No it's not "broken!"
        ME: Then what is the issue?
        SM: The hinge came off on one side.
        ME: So.... it's not broken, but a piece broke off?
        SM: Yeah!

        I tried wording it so you could hear just how ridiculous it sounds, but alas my subtle deflection was missed completely by your tiny, cheeto-stained brain. Let me be more direct. You FAIL. Good day.
        Well.... Technically since the phone still works as a phone, it's not really broken. A more accurate term would be damaged. The caller is still an idiot, however.

        Quoth Kara_CS View Post
        SM: *sob* OH PLEEEEASE! Oh please oh please, you must help me!
        Is anyone else here reminded of the scene at the end of The Whole 9 Yards where the wife is crying in the police station and looks about as genuine as a $3 bill?

        Quoth Kara_CS View Post
        SW: HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW WHAT THE DATE IS?
        Now that it just too stupid for words. I'd bet money she could get the outside display to show the date if she went into the settings and changed the one for the display...

        Quoth DGoddess View Post
        Was ALF calling from the 867 area code and sitting in a bean bag, wearing pink camo and eating Cheetos while attempting to communicate?
        I hated that show, but I still caught the reference.

        Quoth cinema guy View Post
        That would be a monster truck, right?
        *grooooan*

        ^-.-^
        Faith is about what you do. It's about aspiring to be better and nobler and kinder than you are. It's about making sacrifices for the good of others. - Dresden

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