I found RecoveringKinkoid's inspiration

[dalesys]

Sluggy Freelance 02/17/08

Men who are men. Women who like it. Horses. Cowboy boots. Fights. Romance. Obscenely expensive postage.The Five Dollar Mail.

That’s the way with writers; they’ll steal anything, file off the serial numbers, and claim it for their own. - RAH: Glory Road

[RecoveringKinkoid]

Man, you big tease. I went over there looking for some cowboys or something.

None to be had.

You toy with me.

[teh_blumchenkinder]

dalesys, dalesys-- there is nothing new under the sun! (well, that's the tl;dr version...)
I mean, c'mon! between "hero with a thousand faces," human psychology, and tvtropes.org, really?