"What's That Smell?!!!"

[Eevie]

Are there not cameras you can look at to find them? That's disgusting!

[dalesys]

Quoth CaptMalcolm

... was the day that someone "discovered" a skunk wandering around the fabrics department (all the way at the back of the store)..... Unfortunately, they startled it trying to shoo it towards an exit and the poor critter did what polecats do...

CaptMalcolm, you've discovered the next fad extreme sport: "Skunk Hockey".

Can you slide the mechaskunk into the opposing team huddle with enough finesse that it doesn't explode while you're near it? While irritating it enough that it will go off at the next touch?...

[Seraph]

I guess that when you notice that a display smells like pee....you know urine for it.

[Cat Herder]

Quoth Seraph

I guess that when you notice that a display smells like pee....you know urine for it.

*rrrrrrrrrimshot*

Seraph, ladies and gentlemen! She'll be here all week!

[mharbourgirl]

Hmm, might be time to invest in the pee soup market - I smell a few bucks.

[Seraph]

Quoth mharbourgirl

Hmm, might be time to invest in the pee soup market - I smell a few bucks.

Out of all the pee soup flavors, I hear the bladder's wurst.

[PepperElf]

some people are just shitheads.

is it bad that i hope the vandal soaked himself too? ... actually that would explain one of the customers we had at <last job> once. well not my customer thankfully! But still, I could smell him whenever I walked by. bleh. smelled like he washed in urine.