... was the day that someone "discovered" a skunk wandering around the fabrics department (all the way at the back of the store)..... Unfortunately, they startled it trying to shoo it towards an exit and the poor critter did what polecats do...
CaptMalcolm, you've discovered the next fad extreme sport: "Skunk Hockey".
Can you slide the mechaskunk into the opposing team huddle with enough finesse that it doesn't explode while you're near it? While irritating it enough that it will go off at the next touch?...
The great truths are only sold in halves, as no one will swallow them whole.
Last edited by dalesys; 11-26-2012 at 04:50 PM.