Phone rings.
"Hi, this is Houdini in the Web Team, how can I help?"
"Panic panic panic I've lost the CMS!!" (Our bespoke Content Management System - a huge part of our lives, and a bundle of complete shite.)
"O-k...which application manager are you using?"
"I'm using Shite2! I can't find it!"
"Uh...ok. It's always on Shite2. That's how the CMS runs. Are you SURE?"
"Yes!! It's not on there!!"
"I'll come down and look at your computer."
Go downstairs. Find user. Sit down. Look at computer. Open Shite2. Scroll down.
And there, hidden at the bottom of the screen, where it always is...is the CMS.
She hadn't scrolled down.
"Hi, this is Houdini in the Web Team, how can I help?"
"Panic panic panic I've lost the CMS!!" (Our bespoke Content Management System - a huge part of our lives, and a bundle of complete shite.)
"O-k...which application manager are you using?"
"I'm using Shite2! I can't find it!"
"Uh...ok. It's always on Shite2. That's how the CMS runs. Are you SURE?"
"Yes!! It's not on there!!"
"I'll come down and look at your computer."
Go downstairs. Find user. Sit down. Look at computer. Open Shite2. Scroll down.
And there, hidden at the bottom of the screen, where it always is...is the CMS.
She hadn't scrolled down.
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