Email Messages from Outer Space!

[Phone Jockey]

Email: I do not want to remember the password you have provided...My human hard drive is getting full!!!

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Email: Stop sending me offers you cannot fulfill!

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Email: “I have medical issues and have been assaulted by my ex-husband.”

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Email: I have never dealt with a company that is so incompetent, rude, and full of baffons in my life. (If she meant "buffoons," she misspelled it. If she didn't, what is a "baffon"?)

[Becks]

Email: Stop sending me offers you cannot fulfill!

I second this one.

But then, I just delete unwanted emails.

[iradney]

Email: I have never dealt with a company that is so incompetent, rude, and full of baffons in my life. (If she meant "buffoons," she misspelled it. If she didn't, what is a "baffon"?)

It's a cross breed of baboons and buffoons?

[rerant]

Email: I do not want to remember the password you have provided...My human hard drive is getting full!!!

I actually like this one.

Of course I also first read it as just being "human drive", but whatever.

[smileyeagle1021]

I actually like this one.

Of course I also first read it as just being "human drive", but whatever.

i'm glad i'm not the only one who did that

[Phone Jockey]

It's a cross breed of baboons and buffoons?

I think you may be onto something! I'm going to let my "human hard drive" think on that one for awhile!

[allniter]

I had a guy writing into comcast who was pissed off about his service.

Email: You guys don't know a thing about what you're doing. What are you, some kind of moran?

[the_std]

'And here we see the wild baffon in its native habitat. It has stopped in front of the keyboard, looking perplexed. While these creatures have mastered simple tools, this may prove to be too complex for... Oh. Well... Great, does anyone know how to clean poop out of a keyboard?'

[Phone Jockey]

MORAN!

'And here we see the wild baffon in its native habitat. It has stopped in front of the keyboard, looking perplexed. While these creatures have mastered simple tools, this may prove to be too complex for... Oh. Well... Great, does anyone know how to clean poop out of a keyboard?'

OMFG...hilarious! Sometimes I think these "morans" hear noises that distract them & they forget what they're doing. Typical moran behavior.

[Victoria J]

Email: You guys don't know a thing about what you're doing. What are you, some kind of moran?

You say that like being a Moran is a bad thing...

Drunk, weird, and (in alter ego in Black Books) horribly untidy and unhygienic - but very very funny.

*Language warning* link is to a youtube video with swearing

Victoria J

[freaktard]

Email: I have never dealt with a company that is so incompetent, rude, and full of baffons in my life. (If she meant "buffoons," she misspelled it. If she didn't, what is a "baffon"?)

Maybe she actually meant bassoons. Actually, all the bassoonists I know are pretty nice people. It's the trombone players you have to steer clear of.

[Broomjockey]

Maybe she actually meant bassoons. Actually, all the bassoonists I know are pretty nice people. It's the trombone players you have to steer clear of.

HEY! We're all a wonderful and energetic bunch. I'm hurt you'd say otherwise.


It's the trumpet players you're thinking of

[Imogene]

Email: You guys don't know a thing about what you're doing. What are you, some kind of moran?

Never seen the Moran sign, have you? It's an old meme of a guy in a dew rag, holding up a sign that says, "Get a brain,
Morans!"

[Phone Jockey]

Never seen the Moran sign, have you? It's an old meme of a guy in a dew rag, holding up a sign that says, "Get a brain,
Morans!"

[LifeCarnie]

Email: I do not want to remember the password you have provided...My human hard drive is getting full!!!

Enh....Sometimes I joke in the morning that my brain doesn't boot without caffeine.