Email Messages from Outer Space!

[ArenaBoy]

Email: I do not want to remember the password you have provided...My human hard drive is getting full!!!

You may find more space if you used your brain more. But I suggest a wipe.

Email: Stop sending me offers you cannot fulfill!

Don Coreleone made offers you couldn't refuse, we make offers that WE can't fulfil.

Email: “I have medical issues and have been assaulted by my ex-husband.”

Not touching this one.....

Email: I have never dealt with a company that is so incompetent, rude, and full of baffons in my life. (If she meant "buffoons," she misspelled it. If she didn't, what is a "baffon"?)

A rare breed of monkeys found only in the deepest depths of the Democratic Republic of Bongo.

[Eric the Grey]

Email: I do not want to remember the password you have provided...My human hard drive is getting full!!!

Am I the only one who thought of this?

Wait, what?

Me: “Alright, do you have a pen?”
SC: “I have my daughter’s head, that’ll work.”

I'm guessing they need to let the kid grow up a bit, thus increasing hard drive space.


Eric the Grey

[fish3k1]

I WANT A BAFFON! XD

[Phone Jockey]

I WANT A BAFFON! XD

I looked up "baffon" (with that spelling) & here's what I found: