Yes, that means you're a child.

[chainedbarista]

Girl: YOU and your co-workers have insulted my gang, and we want compensation or legal matters is gonna happen.

i'd have laughed and told her to bring it on, then called the cops. wahh.

how long before this one's behavior leads to other activities? not long, i'm betting, as for the other incidences, why oh why was she allowed back in?

[MrSunshineState]

Also, she's peed, puked and damaged your restaurant and she's still allowed back in?

I was wondering the same thing. But I think we both know the answer: Banning somebody for damaging your establishment is bad service!

[unholypet]

Why has she not been banned?

Her parents spend more than $450 on our pizza every month.

[LambChop]

Not to get TOO graphic.. but pizza oil can represent ..uh.. OTHER fluids.. That.. and it's OIl!! if you don't know how oil can be sexy.. well yer not a pervert..

But yeah.. dumbass kids.. little $@%! is probably gonna wind up pregnant and on welfare.

Perverts unite! *high five*

But yes, oil + anything under 18 = not sexy.

[MrSunshineState]

Her parents spend more than $450 on our pizza every month.

Figures. I'll bet they don't believe their precious little angel can do any wrong.

[CrazedClerkthe2nd]

"Girl: YOU and your co-workers have insulted my gang, and we want compensation or legal matters is gonna happen."

"Learn better english and I'll consider it"

[Pagan]

Maybe not the place for such a discussion, but I am thinking that although this might be the impression being given by the youth of today, it's been a pretty standard one throughout human history. Today's socialising years of 18+ is only a modern thing, based on increased survival rates, because of 'civilisation'.

And don't forget that not too long in the past, by the time most girls were 18 they had been married for 3-4 years and probably had a child or two.

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

Smearing food all over yourself is not sexy; it's infantile, and I would be concerned about any person who gets turned on by that.

Girl sounds like one of those "WHATEVAH! I DO WHAT I WANT!" types.

"Girl: YOU and your co-workers have insulted my gang, and we want compensation or legal matters is gonna happen."

"Okay! How about me calling the police to have you hauled out of here? How's that for legal matters?"

[JesseCuster40]

Not to get TOO graphic.. but pizza oil can represent ..uh.. OTHER fluids..

Uh, like menstrual fluids?

I can't believe she said "my gang." LOL. And "legal matters is gonna happen."

Is the original poster from England, by any chance?

[RedRoseSpiral]

Uh, like menstrual fluids?

No that would be the sauce. I'm thinking the oil from the pizza would be very ill semen. Since pizza oil is usually a orange-ish color from the cheese and sauce mixing together.

[karath]

well, this thread went to a scary place in a hurry

But man, that is just sick. I have a 16 year old sister; if I ever caught her wasting perfectly good pizza grease like that, she and I would have...words.
Any of you who have siblings know what I mean, I'm sure.
Fortunately my sister has a black belt in tae kwan do and an attitude one can only get from having to deal with two violent older brothers, so she can take care of herself...but still, at 16 she's pulling that kind of shit? Every time I think I couldn't have more reasons to be glad high school is OVER, I find something like this.

[Snowbird]

I don't suppose there's a way for your restaurant to take photographic evidence of her actions if she continues to behave this way? Not the oil or strip show, but the bathroom excess and wall damage. Even spending that much money a month is no reason to allow their child to run rampant when she's unsupervised, and if there ever was some kind of "My precious would never do that!!' argument over police being called, etc., you'd have proof.

Otherwise, ugh. Just ugh. I don't even want to imagine what kind of a CS she's going to grow up to be.

[Ninja Chocobo]

Since when is a 16 year old an adult? Just an oversized baby if you ask me.

Speaking as someone who was until recently sixteen, I am very offended. I agree that the person in question acted despicably, but that should not mean you get to write off an entire age group.

[unholypet]

Uh, like menstrual fluids?

I can't believe she said "my gang." LOL. And "legal matters is gonna happen."

Is the original poster from England, by any chance?

Tennessee, USA =p

[Gawdzillers]

I'm sure she'll enjoy her rampant acne from the pizza-slathering.