These customers aren't sucky, which is why this is here, but really, folks ...
I can't tell you how many people are wandering in, looking around, and saying, in wide-eyed shock, "Are you CLOSING?!?"
Nope. Having nearly 2/3 of our shelves totally empty is a new sales gimmick.
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Anybody remember MAD Magazines section that was called something like "Snarky Answers to Stupid Questions"? Feel free to supply your own snarky response to this. I'd love to see what other people come up with. If nothing else, I'll pass it along to my coworkers on my next shift so they can try very hard not to giggle next time somebody asks DUH Question.
I can't tell you how many people are wandering in, looking around, and saying, in wide-eyed shock, "Are you CLOSING?!?"
Nope. Having nearly 2/3 of our shelves totally empty is a new sales gimmick.
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Anybody remember MAD Magazines section that was called something like "Snarky Answers to Stupid Questions"? Feel free to supply your own snarky response to this. I'd love to see what other people come up with. If nothing else, I'll pass it along to my coworkers on my next shift so they can try very hard not to giggle next time somebody asks DUH Question.
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