Two men came into the petrol station after filling their SUV up to the brim with £90 worth of fuel and claimed that they couldn't pay. Now, normally we fill out a form, but we have a list of people who are not allowed forms; this is mostly cuz they didn't come back to pay and had to be chased by bailiffs as a result. We have recently been ordered by head office to abide strictly by the list and to call the old bill if a customer on the list refuses to pay.
I therefore tell the two men (let's call them Burke and Hare, for my own amusement) that I can't do a form for them, so they have to either find the money, or call someone to pay the bill for them.
"Well, we haven't got the money," said Burke. He appears to be the spokesman, cuz Hare doesn't say anything thruout the entire exchange. "So you'll have to do a form, then."
I then turned to Sasha, my colleague, and asked her to call the police. This has an electrifying effect on Burke, who digs into his pocket and magically produces the cash. Funny that. So yeah, he just didn't want to pay rather than not being able to. After paying up, Burke and Hare left, with Burke yelling abuse on his way out.
I therefore tell the two men (let's call them Burke and Hare, for my own amusement) that I can't do a form for them, so they have to either find the money, or call someone to pay the bill for them.
"Well, we haven't got the money," said Burke. He appears to be the spokesman, cuz Hare doesn't say anything thruout the entire exchange. "So you'll have to do a form, then."
I then turned to Sasha, my colleague, and asked her to call the police. This has an electrifying effect on Burke, who digs into his pocket and magically produces the cash. Funny that. So yeah, he just didn't want to pay rather than not being able to. After paying up, Burke and Hare left, with Burke yelling abuse on his way out.
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