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  • #1

    Holiday Eating Tips

    I got this in an email from my sister. it's one off from the one i found online

    http://phoenix.momslikeme.com/member...ce=stream_rail

    The additional one in the email i got was

    5. Do not have a snack before going to a party in an effort to control your eating. The whole point of going to a Holiday party is to eat other people's food for free. Lots of it. Hello?
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    The point of eating before you go to a party is that you don't over eat & end up being sick as a dog & throwing up all over the place OR gaining unwanted weight.

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      Quoth Bright_Star View Post
      The point of eating before you go to a party is that you don't over eat & end up being sick as a dog & throwing up all over the place OR gaining unwanted weight.
      Exactly. Over here there has been reports of the ER's being very busy this Xmas Eve because of many patients suffering by... wait for it... acute constipation.
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        I thought it was funny.
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