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    Smartass Coworker

    I have an eye infection (well, TBH, I have a case of the infamous "Pink Eye" ... yep ... had to wait until I was 63, but I've got it ...)

    I got some heavy-duty antibiotic drops yesterday from a walk-in clinic and my eyes have improved dramatically. However they are still noticeably pinky-red.

    Smartass Coworker: "Hey [Pixelated]! Were you hittin' the bong before you came into worki??"

    No, but I'm strongly tempted to hit YOU ...
    Customer service: More efficient than a Dementor's kiss
    ~ Mr Hero
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    Quoth Pixelated View Post
    ...No, but I'm strongly tempted to hit YOU ...
    BONG! ... BONG! ... BONG! ...
    I am not an a**hole. I am a hemorrhoid. I irritate a**holes!
    Procrastination: Forward planning to insure there is something to do tomorrow.
    Derails threads faster than a pocket nuke.

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      Ugh, I had that once. My sympathies.
      When you start at zero, everything's progress.

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        Ouchies! I hit that "life goal" in my 40s, I'd have been very happy to skip it though TYVM!
        This was one of those times where my mouth says "have a nice day" but my brain says "go step on a Lego". - RegisterAce
        I can't make something magically appear to fulfill all your hopes and dreams. Believe me, if I could I'd be the first person I'd help. - Trixie

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